Cyclists vs The Man anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Cyclists blast council for 'shoddy' road resurfacing job

I was right with them until I caught a bit of ballsack silhouette and now I feel a bit ill

Spotter's Badge: Lee

Stop crashing your cars into my house (AGAIN) anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Bloke builds fortifications to stop people crashing into his front wall

You may remember Mr Allan from such previous APILN appearances as:

Home made road sign anger, featuring a fine shoe-string tie; and

They smashed my bollards anger, in which his fine chapeau makes its debut

If you're in Braintree and driving a car with faulty brakes DO NOT go pay Mr Allan a visit.

Spotter's Badge: Thomas

Path to nowhere anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Simple Essex folk flummoxed by sudden end to new footpath, despite clear indications that the work isn't yet finished

This photo has everything: A kiddiewink. A dog. The object of the man's anger. And the subject himself, perfectly expressing his anger and puzzlement through the medium of mime.

Spotter's Badge: Patrick

Dangerous paving stone anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Council has no plans to fix trip hazard paving

But they've got a camera trained on it - think what all those £250 rewards from You've Been Framed will do for the council budget.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

They smashed my bollards anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Home-made concrete barrier destroyed as man fears he'll be killed TO DEATH by speeding drivers

Give yourself a spotter's badge if you think you've seen this chap before. He was in the same paper last year, only with a shoe-string tie instead of the peaked chapeau.

Spotter's Badge: The Count

Dog mess anger, yet again

Braintree and Witham Times: Campaign to 'Stamp out dog poo' launched

Stamp out dog poo? You haven't thought it through, have you?

Home-made road sign anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Thieves make off with man's home-made road signs

This story's got it all, and I've only just noticed the shoe-string tie he's wearing

Spotter's Badge: Pete

Car near-miss anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Man's near miss as car mounts verge

"Full story in Today's Times"

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!

Spotter's Badge: Matt 

Dogging anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Plea to stop roadside sex romps

Let's see: Might - wouldn't - wouldn't - wouldn't

Spotter's Badge: Jack

SOS anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Campaigners invade school sports day over plans to close allotments. Or something

"See tomorrow's Braintree and Witham Times for full story." What? There's more? I can't wait.

Spotter's badge: Mark