Bike repair anger

Beds on Sunday: Bloke takes his bike to Halfords for repair, they throw it in the skip

Still, the lock, lights and accessories they gave him as compensation will look great ON THE BIKE HE HASN'T GOT.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Shoddy speed bump anger

Beds on Sunday: Everything is wrong with these speed bumps, says bloke

And the council replies: There's nothing wrong with these speed bumps. Shut up.

Spotter's Badge: Saul

We're All Going To Die Of Ebola Anger

Beds on Sunday: Dad told he can't send his daughter to school with a face mask and goggles so she won't get Ebola from the other pupils

In an interview with the BBC, he says this is all a stunt to "get people to think". Yes, dear reader, I know exactly what you're thinking, and it's not "loving that 1990 acid house look".

And here's a tip if you've got the media coming round: Don't write "think" on your forehead in permanent ink. It doesn't come off. Think about THAT for a minute.

Apart from that - thank you for sharing, sir. Well done.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Lembit Opik Anger

Beds on Sunday: Lembit fears for biker safety on new roundabout

He's got a cheek(y girl)

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Road threat anger

Beds on Sunday: Yobs using stones from disintegrating road to throw at windows

I like the way the story just peters out for no reason at all

Spotter's Badge: Orangeaurochs

Dead rat bin anger

Beds on Sunday: Snake enthusiast wants a bigger bin to keep his dead rats

And - depressingly - it's all about him being on benefits

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Charity crossdresser anger

Beds on Sunday: Crossdresser refused entry to local night club

"I was wearing more than what most girls going in had on" - Fair point.

Spotter's Badge: James

Stingy raffle prize anger

Beds on Sunday: Dismay as Sainsbury's donate just £5 to charity raffle

"BUT IT'S FOR CHARITY!" KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Orangeaurochs

Too much fizzy pop anger

Beds on Sunday: Woman's entire life falls apart after being told she can only buy ten bottles of Lucozade at a time

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Carrot health and safety GONE MAD anger

Beds on Sunday: Trader dismayed as council bans carrots from coleslaw

HEALTH AND SAFETY KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Fuel theft anger

Beds on Sunday: Fury at police over lack of action to solve £20,000 fuel theft

You know how some newspapers employ inch-high photographers? The Beds on Sunday has the opposite problem

Spotter's Badge: James

Granny Tax anger

Beds on Sunday: Pensioner takes taxation fight to THE MAN through the medium of cardboard

There are no words for this.

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Lost constituency anger

Bedfordshire on Sunday: MP's fury over plans to scrap consituency in boundary changes

The constituency in question being that of Mid Narnia.

"I'd lose her deposit"

Jimmy Savile Sex Shop Anger

Beds on Sunday: Call for Sir Jimmy Savile brick to be removed from sex shop

Too right, put it in the morgue

Spotter's Badge: Noel

Road sign anger

Bedfordshire on Sunday: Pensioner's fury over state of street

FACT: His street named after Kevin Rowland from Dexys Midnight Runners, and that kid out of Grange Hill.

Bizarre hobby anger

Bedfordshire on Sunday: Look at our dog poo collection, say angry couple as reporter accidentally makes eye contact

"We've seen a number of people with their dogs who mess everywhere including in gardens. They keep using a telegraph pole at the front of our house as a peeing pole."

Yeah, but what about the dogs?

Ploughed up footie pitches anger

Bedfordshire on Sunday: Football manager's fury over state of pitches

Proper, old skool crouching and pointing. Shot of the month.