Road sign anger

Fleet News and Mail: Fleet in Hampshire, where even the road signs are furious

"Will cutting speed limit make a difference?" the story asks. We all know the answer is going to be "no".

Bonkers bus route anger

Fleet News and Mail: Pensioners complain about new bus route

FACT: This was shot at the end of my road. The 30 degree angle is a bit of a problem when you're trying to walk the dogs, to be honest.

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Bus cuts anger

Fleet News and Mail: Campaigner to take bus cuts protest to the very top

The worst thing about Fleet Buzz - and I'll tell you this as a local - is that they are rendered completely invisible in times of yellow snow, as I found out to my cost last winter.

Bin lorry crash anger

Fleet News and Mail: Woman slightly inconvenienced after bin lorry dents her car

"...is a housewife and said she needs her car throughout the day and for driving her children to school and after-school clubs..."

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS KLAXON

Bus cuts anger

Fleet News and Mail: Campaign to save bus routes

The end game of bus route privatisation - the commercial monopoly putting profits before people. My name's Ben Elton etc etc

Football v Golf Burger War Anger

Fleet News and Mail: Burger van not allowed to sell burgers to football fans because cafe is already selling burgers to golfers

And as one eagle-eyed commenter points out - they don't let football fans park their cars in the golf centre

Shopping delivery anger

Fleet News and Mail: Asda got our online shopping delivery wrong and we've waited two weeks for a refund. Also, they crashed into our car

1. CARPET SLIPPERS KLAXON

2. I love the fact that this story is more about getting casserole mix instead of stir fry mix than having their car totalled by the delivery driver.

Speed limits anger

Fleet News and Mail: Residents hacked off after council sneaks in 20mph zones without consultation

Yes, this is my home town. Lovely, long wide straight roads with a 20mph limit, so you get overtaken all the bloody time by people who don't give a damn. Nobody comes out well from this.

And note the half-hearted thumbs down in the background.

Council cock-up anger

Fleet News and Mail: Bungling workmen dig up community planting

I live near Odiham. There's a weird space/time shift that makes everything look like this. Once you're past the RAF base, everything's fine.

Station bike racks anger

Fleet News and Mail: Cyclists mildly inconvenienced by perceived lack of bike racks

And to prove his point, he counted all the bikes. Twice a day. For a week. Sir, we salute you for your British resolve.

Allotment attack anger

Fleet News and Mail: People keep breaking into our allotment sheds

But why? Why do these mindless crooks keep coming back?

"...And on one occasion a gardener had his bottle of whisky taken after he left it in his hut overnight."

OK, stand down Sherlock Holmes, we shan't be needing him.

Bike storage anger

Fleet News and Mail: Man annoyed at lack of bike storage facilities at newly-revamped station

You mean apart from the ones already on the other platform that nobody uses?

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Huge hole in the road anger

Fleet News and Mail: Water company digs up entire road, runs away

And the diversion's down my road, pop-pickers. Yay.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Local poop anger

Fleet News and Mail: Your blogger's near neighbours having trouble with turds

Can't say I've noticed, to be honest

Car park plans anger

Fleet News and Mail: Homes plan for underused car park site branded 'insane'

As a Fleet resident, I've studied the proposal, and have decided thussly: "I don't give a toss"

No electric anger

Fleet News and Mail: No electric car charging points at station car park

They haven't even finished building it yet. Talk about premature fury

New homes anger

Fleet News and Mail: Campaign group opposes proped 450 home development

I've lived here for a few years now, and I've never heard of this FACE IT bunch

Spotter's Badge: Dave, Christina

Fly-tipping anger

Fleet News and Mail: Local estate becomes fly-tippers' venue of choice

First appearance on these pages for my local paper, and I can tell you that this turn of events only came about after the council installed CCTV cameras at the previous fly-tipping/dogging site. Not that I knew it was a dogging site said too much.