Not lovin' it anger

Epsom Guardian: Mum disgusted by £20 compensation after finding a fingernail in her burger

Look, it's tough enough getting rid of a body as it is these days. Said too much.

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Train ticket anger

Epsom Guardian: Passengers call for end to 'carnage' of ticket office closures at stations

A fine selection of angry poses in this story. Oh look, here comes another

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Railway Bridge anger

Epsom Guardian: Campaign for ramp on "treacherous" railway bridge

This looks like the "before" part of a particularly entertaining "You've Been Framed" clip

Not a milkshake anger

Epsom Guardian: Man sick after drinking 'milkshake' laced with salt

And a Festivus miracle! Not one person in the comments has accused him of making it up. Wow.

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Sell-by date anger

Epsom Guardian: Woman claims out-of-date milk drink made her ill

Unless you're commenting on the story, then it's all her fault

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Hospital stolen stuff anger

 

Epsom Guardian: Bloke has expensive ear studs stolen from hospital bedside cabinet

And fair play to him for coming out fighting at the commentards and armchair lawyers

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Rubber Fetish Anger

Epsom Guardian: Squirrels with rubber fetish destroy cabling for garden pond

Enduring mental image, there. Sorry.

Oyster card anger

Epsom Guardian: Mum's outrage as daughter punished for defacing her free travel card

And the commentards are split between their reflex action of demanding the death penalty for all crime, and their hatred for petty bureaucracy

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Scared out of their wits anger

Epsom Guardian: Pair terrified by 'dark figure' on local bypass

It's no good, I've soiled myself

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Stolen drive anger

Epsom Guardian: Thieves make off with woman's driveway

Yeah, that'll teach you to have a driveway made of fifty pound notes dipped in acrylic plastic.

Spotter's Badge: James