Poo painting anger

Manchester Evening News: One-woman campaign to spray paint all of town's dog turds

Good luck with that.

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Stolen swings anger

Epping Forest Guardian: Mum furious, kid happy to get home earlier as swings are stolen from park

Clearly not on message

Spotter's Badge: Beth

Mystery foam anger

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No kitchen anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Mum goes four years without kitchen units

"I'd give her a new breakfast bar" (I've got a spare breakfast bar)

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Mouldy home anger

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Bin man health and safety anger

Essex Echo: Bin men not allowed to lift heavy sacks out of unofficial wheely bins because of injury fears

"I'd leave something in her bin" (For example, if I found some discarded litter in the street)

Spotter's Badge: Barry 

Parking MISERY anger

Portsmouth News: Mum calls for school-run parents to stop blocking her drive

One solution: RABIES

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Banned Yoga Class Church Fail Anger

Southampton Daily Echo: Church bans 'Unchristian' yoga class

"I'd put her in a number of exciting positions" (For example, on a roller coaster at Alton Park)

HEALTH AND SAFETY GONE MAD anger

Bracknell Forest Standard: Housing association 'obsessed with health and safety' says mum who keeps her stuff in communal stairwell where people can trip over it, steal it or set fire to it 

But other that, well played.

Free parking anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Anger over plans to axe free Sunday parking

"I'd pay to park my vehicle" (No, really, I'm a law-abiding citizen)

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Supermarket cash payment anger

Portsmouth News: Supermarket refuses to accept £100 payment in £2 coins

I'd giver her some small change. No... wait...

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Fifty Shades of Anger, again

Coventry Telegraph: Woman threatened with legal action over 'Fifty Shades' parties

It's not until you reach the ninth paragraph that we get to the nitty-gritty (not sexy slang)

Spotter's Badge: Rob, Gary

Repeat sewage anger

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Bus fare anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Anger as child fares go up

A 10p rise on a £1 ticket. Oh, the humanity!

Level crossing anger

Portsmouth News: Parents call for rethink over 'dangerous' estate access road

"I'd drive a train into her tunnel" (If she had, for example, a railway layout in her loft)

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Dog toilet anger

Northumberland Gazette: "Dirty dog owners use my garden as a toilet"

Misleading headline is misleading

Garden decking arrest warrant anger

Manchester Evening News: Arrest warrant out for mum over failure to get planning permission for decking

"I'd give her some wood" (So she can repair her back garden)

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte, Maria

Leaky ceiling anger

Reading Evening Post: Mum 'at wits end' over leaking ceiling

"I'd give her a leak to moan about" (by leaving the seat up on the toilet and not flushing)

Tight slot anger

Crawley News: Residents pay for parking permit, find spaces too small for their cars

"I'd go in at an angle and climb out her back door"

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Banned for eating sweets anger

Coventry Telegraph: Entire family banned from supermarket for eating sweets in store

I'm just amazed that they appear to have a branch of Tesco in their living room

Spotter's Badge: Rob, Chris, Gary