Needles in my garden anger

Get Reading: Man wants council to take away three boxes of needles he found in his garden

...despite living a couple of miles away from the town rubbish tip.

(And one idiot commenter says this is why you should vote for the Pub Bore Party)

Spotter's Badge: Graham, Simon

Smelly lake anger

Reading Post: Campaign to clean up local lake

There's a lake. THERE.

Takeaway food mess anger

Reading Post: Local MP tears himself away from the Westminster Village to point at a pavement

Mess on the pavement seems pretty much normal for Reading, to be honest.

Damaged car anger

Get Reading: Police 'doing nothing' about our damaged car

All well and good until you reach the final paragraph, and learn that the police are indeed doing everything that is asked of them. Two minutes of my life wasted.

Spotter's Badge: Graham

Cut down trees anger

Reading Post: Council cuts down trees shielding houses from road

Local knowledge: That's the main route out of town. Well done.

Remote control anger

Reading Post: Residents' remote control garage doors sometimes don't work

Mother of God. Those poor people.

Spotter's Badge: Graham, Simon

St Patrick's Day anger

Reading Post: Mum decides against school uniform on St Patrick's Day and wonders why teachers have a problem with this

Yeah, I know. Top buttons done up.

Spotter's Badge: Graham

Hideous sea monster anger

Reading Post: Campaign against new leisure facilities at riverside park

Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Stolen loo roll anger

Reading Evening Post: Lollipop man suspended over alleged thefts

"They've got no evidence, apart from the stuff I admitted to in the newspaper. DOH!"

Day in court over parking fine anger

Reading Post: Man's £35 parking fine about to turn into something hideous as appeal goes to court

Good luck with that, sir.

Hole in the roof anger

Reading Post: Man demands housing association fix his roof over Christmas, in howling wind and rain, NOW

1. He didn't move from that very spot for two weeks

2. The housing association's reply is a gem (Essentially: "Bugger off")

3. I thought it high time we had an 'Angry Tenants' tag, for needy angry tenants who want everything on a plate.

New pizza shop anger

Reading Post: Shopkeeps unhappy that Domino's Pizza to take over old Blockbuster shop

I'm against it too, as it's right near my work and oh my god the temptation give me extra large meatballs barbecue sauce argh

That's my actual wording to the planning committee.

Sports centre theft anger

Reading Post: Thieves target five-a-side league players

Our spotter says: "Can I nominate myself? I knew what I was getting into and requested a *sad face* photo."

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Graveyard sheep anger

Reading Post: Relatives furious after church grazes sheep in graveyard

"The Lord is My Shepherd"

Home robbery anger

Reading Post: Retired professor fights off robber with yard broom

Well played, sir

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Banned sweets anger

Reading Post: School bans kids from bringing in sweets

But they're still cool on the crack cocaine

Spotter's Badge: Adam

Wet T-shirt anger (niche interest)

Reading Post: Anger as water leak takes weeks to repair

We bow down before this Post's duty snapper for this fine example of putting the subject right in the middle of the action

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Electricity substation repair anger

Reading Post: Man shocked at time taken to repair wall around electricity substation

You just can't buy gurning like that. Well done, sir.

Royal Mail dog attack anger

Reading Post: Residents told to pick up their mail from delivery centre because of vicious dog

..Then are shocked - SHOCKED - to have missed bill payments because they haven't picked up their mail

Spotter's Badge: Graham, Andrew

Dug up fresh tarmac anger

Reading Post: Thames Water dig up road the day it's been resurfaced

Superb levels of clusterf--kery