Car park repair anger

Sussex Courier: Over-running car park repairs hitting shop profits

Hope those aren't his work trousers (unless he works in the bird poo retail industry)

Spotter's Badge: Ed

Blocked drains anger

Sussex Courier: Pensioner asks why water company won't inspect her drains

Because they're on your property. Next.

Almost spotter's badge: Alyssa, who tipped me off on a similar story

Phone line David Bowie gag anger

Sussex Courier: Susan Bowie upset as village left without phone lines
 
Perhaps she should consider ch-ch-changing suppliers

New manor house anger

Sussex Courier: Residents furious at landowner's plan to build manor house

And let's see the villain of the piece

Oh... hello!

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Flooded road mystery anger

Sussex Courier: Mystery over who owns pipe causing flooding of local street

Another mystery: Why is she kneeling like that? Is General Zod taking the pictures?

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Village hall closure anger

Sussex Courier: Underused village hall faces uncertain future

Ever since the snooker club complained about their balls all running down the side of the table...

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Locked in car park anger

Sussex Courier: Pair sleep in car after finding gates to car park locked

"I didn't want to call 999 and waste people's time but I was getting very annoyed."

Hint: Try this number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725...3

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Slow broadband anger

Sussex Courier: Residents dismayed to find that 'superfast' broadband isn't very fast at all

Come on, smile, I'm on 50Megs and loving it.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Too happy to get a new hall anger

Sussex Courier: Residents told they are 'too happy' to get funding for new village hall

And flashing your wad won't help, even if the place is built of the side of a mountain

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Pedestrian precinct anger

Sussex Courier: Traders prevent pedestrianisation of shopping street

Bet Baldrick here's got a cunning plan

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Sheltered housing scheme anger

Sussex Courier: Residents face being booted out of rather swish shletered accomodation

"A decision will be made in October after consultation responses have been considered, ignored, and a property developer arrives with one of those huge cheques you only ever see held up during Children In Need"

For legal reasons, I should point out that this scenario WILL NOT happen

Supermarket trollies anger

Sussex Courier: Clipboard enthusiast claims supermarket trollies ARE DEATH ON WHEELS

No, they're not.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Pervy theft anger

Sussex Courier: Warning as local weirdo steals kids' underwear from washing line

I'm a merciful sort of person. Catch him, put him on trial, and break out the cheese grater.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds