Stourbridge News: Ramblers angry as local landowner closes footpath
I encourage you to click through and read the marvellously bonkers comment at the end of the original item. (Read it in a Stephen Fry / General Melchett voice for the full effect)
Spotter's Badge: Tim
Yorkshire Evening Post: Residents - oh-ho! - kick up a stink about smell from farm
PARP
Sorry.
Worthing Herald: Charity anger over illegal parking is disabled bays
"I'd park illegally in her disabled bay"
Edinburgh Evening News: Woman refuses to move out of doomed tower block over council's valuation
I'll give you five quid for the pile of old bricks, now clear off
Spotter's Badge: Caroline
This is Kent: Charity shop accused of dumping customer donations
"I'd show her a couple of large sacks round behind the bins"
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Durham Journal Live: Durham family 'held to ransom' in hotel after holiday company goes bust
Angry dad is angry
Edinburgh Evening News: Anger over plans to tarmac over grass area
As you can see, the grassy area in question looks well used as a football pitch
Spotter's Badge: Caroline
Sunderland Echo: Safety plea after pregnant mum's pothole fall
Something something sexist potholes something sort it out the council
This is Kent: Angry granny brings oyster festival traffic to a standstill
STOP! Granny time!
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Yorkshire Evening Post: Row over club's plans to stay open until 4am
Now, that's one glum councillor
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Dorset Echo: Councillors demand action to stop lorries entering town
"Ban the horseless carriage now!"
Sunderland Echo: Family's fury over death trap holiday room
The "Angry, yet caught in the headlights" look
Pendle Today: Councillor's anger over closure of local pub
A mystery: If the pub is closed, WHERE DID HE GET THAT PINT?
We ran this story earlier this week.
Here they are with a fez.
Coleraine Chronicle: Holiday from Hell pair point at a fez
Spotter's Badge: John
Edinburgh Evening News: Pug angry as being banned from Edinburgh Festival venue on account of being a dog
Also, I saw its act. It's crap.
Spotter's Badge: Caroline
Wolverhampton Express and Star: Impotent fury as no-one bothers cutting back undergrowth
If only there were people to do such a task...
Spotter's Badge: Carter Magna
Corsham People: Police look out for scrote who assaulted woman
Chin by Desperate Dan, hair by MS Paint.
Don't have nightmares
Brighton Argus: Women's internet dating hell
And, of course, the comments are entirely sympathetic
Spotter's Badge: Dan, everybody else
Stroud News and Journal: Town united in anger over parking charges
Our Spotter (pictured, left) spills the bean on angry press photography:
"The snapper took loads of decent photos, then right at the end ...... "Oooh, just one more, can you all fold your arms and look angry". Really. I knew it was going to happen and even predicted it on a few forums I post on. I win!!!!!!!!!"
Spotter's Badge First Class and Oak Leaves: Jon
Sheffield Star: Anger as council resurface entire road, except for tiny bit outside local woman's home
And the commantards display the usual level of compassion and islamophobia. Lovely.
Spotter's Badge: TRT
Manchester Evening News: Woman with medical condition sues university after dropping out of course
"I'd fluff her pillows"
Spotter's Badge: TRT
Sheffield Star: Mrs Beever angry that nobody has come to look at her crack
I'd ...er... got nothing.
Spotter's Badge: Ste, Caroline
Oxford Mail: Fury as tea and biscuits axed from council meetings
You know what this means: BRING YOUR OWN VODKA
Spotter's Badge: Dave
Coventry Telegraph: Couple 'lucky to be alive' as phone explodes while charging
Yeah, that's actually a feature.
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Manchester Evening News: Residents win fight to get wheelie bin back
I wouldn't dump my load in their back passage
Spotter's Badge: Scott, Maria
Coleraine Times: Pair suffer 'Midnight Express' holiday hell in Turkey
1. Read story
2. Repeat after me: "Holy Crap!"
3. Cancel holiday to Turkey
This is Gloucestershire: Former BT man frustrated over lack of phone service
He should see a doctor about that huge hand, too
Spotter's Badge: Martin
Reading Evening Post: Driver demands £400 for pothole damage
Yeah, I can see your problem, mate. It's a Renault
Dorset Echo: Pensioners warned over fake 'Microsoft help desk' phone scam
HINT: When the so-called "Microsoft Technical Department" call, say these words for the win: "I've got an Apple. Your move."
Shields Gazette: New school site angers residents
Superb example of "Angry spokesperson holding a piece of paper, whilst lesser angry people sulk in the background, some of whom are also holding pieces of paper, which you cannot read"
Blackpool Gazette: Call for tighter licensing as drunks run amok
"I'd drunkenly vandalise their signs"
Whatever that means
This is Lincolnshire: Dad's anger as son's sports day photos appear on Facebook
And now he's on Angry People in Local Newspapers. Irony, eh?
Spotter's Badge: One-armed Freddy
This is Hull and East Riding: Family vow to fight fine for taking daughter on foreign holiday during school term
Good luck with that, then
Spotter's Badge: Pete
This is Kent: Anger as officer refuse to help stranded pregnant mother
And worth clicking through to see no less than five near identical shots of a man pointing
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Yorkshire Evening Post: Farming couple's anger over stately home's plans to turn fields into something horsey
I'd do something that'll leave her eyes screwed up, or something.
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Edinburgh Evening News: Police sell man stolen bike, then take it back
So, about this whole "handling stolen goods" business..
Spotter's Badge: Caroline
Kent Online: Magician warned about 'littering' in street performance
Sorry, mate, I had the Queen of Spades.
Spotter's Badge: Tim
This is Gloucestershire: Anger as garden ornaments are stolen
They'll come back. They're gnome-ads.
Spotter's badge: Martin
Dorset Echo: Protest as family evicted from flats
What do we want? Better quality cardboard! When do we want it?
And yes, we have had these people before
Hartlepool Mail: Anger over local park plans
I think you'll find that's a map of the United States. Try again, Monkey Hangers!
Reading Evening Post: Fury as mice move into derelict garden
The classic "Done a guff" pose
Essex Echo: Pointy blokes angry as police fail to enforce weight limit on local road
A masterclass in angry pointing. Other publications: TAKE NOTE
Beverley People: Popular pub landlord threatened with loss of licence
Is that him out of Hale and Pace? Hale. Or Pace.
Spotter's Badge: TRT
Barnet Press: Protesters angry as council fails to hear objections to planning schemes
"I'd force through my plans without prior discussion"
Spotter's Badge: Kat
Cambridge News: Fury as boy threatened with criminal record over prank
And I quote: "The police should buck up their ideas and focus on the real criminals out there. What a total waste of their time and our taxpayers’ money."
Spotter's Badge: Mark
Central Coast Express Advocate: Woy Woy residents fed up with flooded streets
Comedy FACT: Spike Milligan used to live in Woy Woy
*distant splash* "He's fallen in the water"
Bexley News Shopper: Grandmother disguted after seeing naked man with horse (not pictured)
That Daniel Radcliffe - he's taken his Equus role so, so seriously
Spotter's Badge: James
Oxford Mail: Gardener banned from taking wheelbarrow to rubbish tip
You know, there's just some days you can't get rid of a body.
Said too much
Warrnambool Standard: Local man's anger at dangerous road
That's not a man, it's a cardboard cut-out wheeled from location-to-location.
Spotter's Badge: Rhett
