Noisy car wash anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Residents complain about local hand car wash

Three quid? I bet half of them secretly use it.

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Stole our front garden anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Crims make off with couple's front garden, bill them for £2,500

*sigh*

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Somebody do something about this river of shite anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: This is never a good thing

Like a fairy tale --- GRIMM

Crossing patrol anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Protest against cuts to school crossing budget

Great of Honey G from the X Factor to show up

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

New parking charges anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Upset and fury as parking charges introduced at beauty spot

Genuine upset on her face, almost as if the sign says "While you're here, council officials have just shit in your airing cupboard"

Spotter's Badge: Adam

Stop stealing our bikes anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Thieves steal nine bikes from school

"And when we catch them, well.... You see this chain? You'll be hearing a clanking sound from your toilet in a few days...."

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Fakey Mrs Brown's Boys anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Conman makes thousands selling tickets for non-existent Mrs Brown's Boys stage show

a) Ripping off people by pretending to be a charity is A Very Bad Thing

but

b) Mrs Brown's Boys fans.

Spotter's Badge: Adam

Van theft anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Brothers have £1,000 worth of gardening gear stolen from the back of their van while in B&Q

That van is also plenty big enough for the broken bodies of the culprits.

Spotter's Badge: James

Very short cycle lane anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Cyclists flummoxed by very short and - frankly - useless cycle lane

That's the entire lane in shot, right there. Well done, the council, well done.

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Old school fly-tipping anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: 'Young Steptoes' fly-tipping across the borough from a horse and cart

Hint to police: Follow the trail of horse crap

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Unacceptable haircuts anger

Wolverhampton Express and Echo: School denies playtime for boys with hair shorter than grade two, or those with 'small pontytails'

No word about mullets. Are mullets in or out?

Spotter's Badge: Gordy, Tim

Bloody stupid idiot neighbours anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Idiot vigilantes keep vandalising woman's house because a paedophile used to live there

Seriously, you brain-dead nobbers. Give it a rest.

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Piers Morgan anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Piers Morgan says something unflattering about Dudley, Dudley responds through the medium of mime

Piers Morgan on a stick. Everybody's a fan of that.

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Flooded garden anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Why oh why does our garden keep flooding?

It'll be all that water etc that falls out of the sky.

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Graffiti attack anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Graffiti and engine oil attack on school governor's home

What a minute, I know that face...

... it's TV historian Adam Hart Davis!

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Dog ban anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Dogs banned from parkland 'to encourage families to have picnics'

Varying thumbs-down work here, but the prize goes to the lady in the red coat who looks like she is condemning a Roman gladiator to death.

Spotter's Badge: Debi

Contamination clear-up anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Probe into polluted gasworks site begins

... locals mark the occasion by standing out in the rain holding up soggy bits of paper.

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Football ground vandalism anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Yobs attack football ground for a second time

You know what this means: Jumpers for goalposts.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Yet more playground vandalism anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Play area torched for a second time

This one ought to be hanging in the National Gallery. As fine a study of despair as I have ever seen. It's like a Chekov play.

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Football ground anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Woman hates living next door to defunct football ground

Actually not a very nice story at all, but she's game enough to pose with props

Spotter's Badge: Gordy