Dodgy school haircut anger

Hull Daily Mail: Kiddiewink put into isolation after turning up at school with 'Little T' haircut

Who's Little T? He is - fact fans - the son of Big t. The T is for Twat.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Trousers too tight anger

Grimsby Telegraph: Non-regulation school trousers? Home you go!

Is this how the kids are wearing ties these days? GOOD GOD.

Spotter's Badge: Lynne

Do something about the pollution outside our school anger

Ham and High Express: Kiddiewinks appeal to London mayor to cut the pollution outside their school

This photograph remarkable in that it shows the ghost of a 1970s kid bang in the middle of the frame

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Squirty cream denied anger

Portsmouth News: The Kids told you need to produce ID to buy squirty cream

That's because of the lovely, lovely* nitrous oxide

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* not actually lovely, lovely

Mouldy pie anger

Stuff.nz: Kiddiewinks left TO STARVE because their pies went off

They haven't eaten since as a result of the pie scandal. They only want pie.

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Christmas is ruined anger

Barnsley Chronicle: Family's new sofa won't arrive in time for Christmas and it's the end of the world

RUINED. Christmas is RUINED.

Spotter's Badge: Martin

Stop stealing our bikes anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Thieves steal nine bikes from school

"And when we catch them, well.... You see this chain? You'll be hearing a clanking sound from your toilet in a few days...."

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In what world is this sensible hair anger

Scarborough News: Dad having trouble with school's decision to send his daughter home over her "inappropriate" hair

Seems fine to me.

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Dishonesty box anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Thief steals eggs, cash box from roadside stall

"See this chook? It's going up your thieving arse, mate"

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School vandalism makes the kiddiewinks sad anger

Hexham Courant: Wind changes while these kiddiewinks were making sad faces, and now they're stuck like that

See what you've done, school vandals? LOOK AT THEIR FACES YOU SCUM.

Spotter's Badge: Hannah

Wrong school shoes anger

Chepstow Free Press: Girl told her shoes are "too chunky" for school. Mum disagrees

There is - of course - no picture of angry mum

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Don't park outside our school anger

Bournemouth Echo: School threatens to install CCTV to prevent parents parking illegally during the school run

This after little Joseph's voodoo doll didn't work entirely as planned.

Kiddiewinks could end up killed to DEATH anger

Somerset Live: Kids lie in the middle of the road in protest against bad parking outside the school gates

[sarcasm] Like that's a really great idea [/sarcasm]

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Nasty stuff in the duck pond anger

Gisborne Herald: Locals warned of killer viruses lurking in duck pond

"Hey kids, go and stand on those stepping stones while I take a picture for the paper"

"Sure - is it safe?"

"Yeah. Yeah, 100%"

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Disappearing school bus anger - an 8,000th post spectacular

North West Evening Mail: Stagecoach cancel school bus without telling anyone

8,000 posts of this rubbish. I've wasted my life.

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Don't close down our club anger

Exeter Express and Echo: The Kids about to get turfed out of their drop-in centre by The Man

Hey! Why don't we put the show on RIGHT HERE?!

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No youth group trip for you anger

Sheffield Star: Pair kicked off youth group trip because they're a couple

Look, when they ask you "Are you a couple? Couples aren't allowed on youth group trips", you say "No. No we are not a couple."

Spotter's Badge: Olly

Please don't tear our playhouse down anger

Colchester Daily Gazette: Council orders destruction of girls' tree house 

Older girl is a bit "Meh"; younger girl is plotting death death PAINFUL DEAAAAAAATH

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Sent home from school for wearing the wrong uniform anger - 2016/7 edition

And so, another school year comes around, and with it scores of little angels sent home because they spent the entire summer holidays not sorting out their uniforms. Here we go...

Liverpool Echo: Tiny metal tag on your shoes? Home you go, lad

Look at the terror on his face. He knows his near future involves visits to see the blue goldfish.

Bristol Post: Why o why o why did teachers SEIZE my child's shoes and force him to wear plimsolls?

Because they're trainers. Next question, please.

South Wales Evening Post: Too tight trousers are too tight. Home you go, and put on a nice pair of smart slacks

At least your hair's regulation...

Liverpool Echo: Dyed your hair? Home you go!

As always, the teenager is slightly embarrassed, while  the parent is fuming.

Like this guy, who is off the Richter Scale...

Manchester Evening News: Take my daughter's ear studs out? That's a law suit. And a call to the police. And the local newspaper

[sarcasm] Good luck with that, mate [/sarcasm]

Birmingham Mail: Wrong colour hair? We don't care if it's for your nan's surprise party, home you go

She's got the right idea by hiding. It's all about mum's fury.

Retford Times: You're not coming through these gates with hair like that, m'laddo

The full mugshot, poor kid.

Nottingham Post: Who did that to you? On your way home, tell them they're an idiot

And still they come

Bristol Post: Brand new shoes look too much like trainers? Home you go!

They're trainers. Get over it.

Chronicle Live: Wrong trousers? Home you go!

Dad shows up later in cargo shorts. Let's not go there.

Get Reading: Wrong shirt collar? Home you go!

TRUE FACT: My first wife went to this school.

Kent Live: Wrong shoes? Home you go!

...along with 50 other pupils. This one's really kicked off.

Scunthorpe Telegraph: Hair too purple? You're in isolation, young lady

Come on, you fuddy-duddies, it matches the school tie.

Lincolnshire Echo: Coming to school with that hair? Ha ha, fuck no

Golf clap for mum, there.

Save our playground anger

Eastern Daily Press: THE KIDS break into play park despite THE MAN'S attempts to stop them

Get used to those bars, THE KIDS.

Spotter's Badge: Helen, Dave