Stolen penguins anger

Hull Daily Mail: Decorative penguins stolen from nursery

LOOK AT HIS FACE YOU THIEVING SCUM

Spotter's badge: Simon

It's a load of old balls anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman threatened with the law if she doesn't give local kiddiewinks their footballs back

ALWAYS think of the kiddiewinks.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Dodgy school haircut anger

Hull Daily Mail: Kiddiewink put into isolation after turning up at school with 'Little T' haircut

Who's Little T? He is - fact fans - the son of Big t. The T is for Twat.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Washing machine could have killed us all to death

Hull Daily Mail: Washing machine explosion could have burned our house down

Mum is particularly concerned about her teenage kids, who are presumably utterly oblivious to the world around them.

And kids: Don't climb inside washing machines. The photographer is still there, being fed through the fabric conditioner tray.

Spotter's Badge: Lou

Poop down my back alley anger

Hull Daily Mail: Stop pooing down my alley, says bloke

DONE A POO

Spotter's Badge: Simon

I want my bin back anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman calls police on the council for taking her extra wheelie bin

Because the one she's got that's the size of a dustcart isn't quite big enough

Spotter's Badge: Hayleigh

Booted off Facebook anger

Hull Daily Mail: Facebook refuse to believe that a DJ called DJ is really called DJ

But... TROUSERS

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Oh lordy, he's back again anger

Hull Daily Mail: Shopkeep who isn't allowed to leave his stock out on the pavement shocked - SHOCKED - to find it confiscated by the council

Hard Open All Hours, is it?

Spotter: Badge: Ian

Gym fees anger

Hull Daily Mail: Medical student says she's being harassed over gym fees

Birth.
Taxes.
Gym Fees.
Death.

The four constants in life.

Spotter's Badge: Ryan

Gym membership anger

Hull Daily Mail: Trainee doctor getting hassled by gym for 'non-existent' membership fees

There are only three things certain in life: Death, taxes, and gym contracts

Spotter's Badge: Neil

The council have it in for me (again) anger

Hull Daily Mail: Shopkeep claims council have a vendetta against his fruit and veg

Welcome back, Alvin :)

Spotter's Badge: Ian

You're not getting the lollipop back either anger

Hull Daily Mail: Sacked lollipop man finds that the 'banter' defence doesn't actually work

Take notice, Donald Trump.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Can't park my car where I want anger

Hull Daily Mail: Newsagent protests parking fine for leaving his car on crossing's zig-zag lines while unloading

"Why is the bin lorry allowed to stop on double yellow lines, but I'm not allowed to park my car on zig-zags by a pedestrian crossing?" asks man who has presumably passed a driving test.

Spotter's Badge: L0wey, And somebody else but I lost the email

'We're prepared to go to prison over hedge' anger

Hull Daily Mail: This is what happens when pointless border disputes go too far

They will - of course - be banged up in a prison which will have a huge hedge instead of a wall.

Spotter's Badge: Stef

Kiddiewinks could end up killed to DEATH anger

Hull Daily Mail: Somebody should stop kiddiewinks playing in 'dangerous' river, says woman

Good thing she's pointing, I might have missed it.

Spotter's Badge: Rick

I've no idea which river you mean anger

Hull Daily Mail: Anger as young kiddiewinks allowed to paddle in 'dangerous' river

Good thing she was pointing, I might have missed it completely.

Spotter's Badge: Ben, Lee

Shopkeep death threats anger

Hull Daily Mail: Shopkeep claims people are out to do him in

What people are actually saying is "Look at these killer prices!"

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Wonga wasp nest anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman says she's taken out a doorstep loan to get rid of a wasps' nest

I think I'll be siding with the yellow buzzy bastards in this one-sided battle.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Not a smackhead anger

Hull Daily Mail: Clean-living chap turned down by the Army after his doctor mistakenly tells them he's a drug addict

Carry on, Doctor

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Too far from school anger

Hull Daily Mail: Boy lives "too far" from nearest schools to get a place

He should be happy with the place they've offered at Sith Lord Academy.

Spotter's Badge: Ian