You're not getting the lollipop back either anger

Hull Daily Mail: Sacked lollipop man finds that the 'banter' defence doesn't actually work

Take notice, Donald Trump.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Crossing patrol anger

The West Briton: Redruth lolipop man's job under threat

This is the most hi-viz I have ever seen on a living human. I bet he's got hi-viz Y-fronts.

Spotter's Badge: Lucy

Stolen loo roll anger

Reading Evening Post: Lollipop man suspended over alleged thefts

"They've got no evidence, apart from the stuff I admitted to in the newspaper. DOH!"

High Five ban anger

Bracknell Forest Standard: Lollipop man told to stop 'high fiving' kids

It's health and safety gone maaaaaad