And so, another school year comes around, and with it scores of little angels sent home because they spent the entire summer holidays not sorting out their uniforms. Here we go...
Look at the terror on his face. He knows his near future involves visits to see the blue goldfish.
Why o why o why did teachers SEIZE my child's shoes and force him to wear plimsolls?
Because they're trainers. Next question, please.
Too tight trousers are too tight. Home you go, and put on a nice pair of smart slacks
At least your hair's regulation...
Dyed your hair? Home you go!
As always, the teenager is slightly embarrassed, while the parent is fuming.
Like this guy, who is off the Richter Scale...
Take my daughter's ear studs out? That's a law suit. And a call to the police. And the local newspaper
[sarcasm] Good luck with that, mate [/sarcasm]
Wrong colour hair? We don't care if it's for your nan's surprise party, home you go
She's got the right idea by hiding. It's all about mum's fury.
You're not coming through these gates with hair like that, m'laddo
The full mugshot, poor kid.
Who did that to you? On your way home, tell them they're an idiot
And still they come
Brand new shoes look too much like trainers? Home you go!
They're trainers. Get over it.
Wrong trousers? Home you go!
Dad shows up later in cargo shorts. Let's not go there.
Wrong shirt collar? Home you go!
TRUE FACT: My first wife went to this school.
Wrong shoes? Home you go!
...along with 50 other pupils. This one's really kicked off.
Hair too purple? You're in isolation, young lady
Come on, you fuddy-duddies, it matches the school tie.
Coming to school with that hair? Ha ha, fuck no
Golf clap for mum, there.