Magic turds anger

Stourbridge News: Magician can't believe his eyes as poo seeps through his ceiling

That's not sewage, it's the ghostly ectoplasm of Paul Daniels, you fool.

Spotter's Badge: Alex

When doves cry anger

Moreland Leader: Please return my stolen doves, says magician

Can't he - like - just magic some up?

Spotter's Badge: Dr Professor Sir Awesome

Littering anger

Kent Online: Magician warned about 'littering' in street performance

Sorry, mate, I had the Queen of Spades.

Spotter's Badge: Tim