School skirt too short anger

Brighton Argus: Girl in trouble with her school after her skirt is deemed to be too short

Poor Courtney will forever be known as "That girl whose mum and gran held a demo with placards outside the school" and ended up in the paper. Just a shame there are no pics of the protest.

Spotter's Badge: Jay

Death by carbon monoxide anger

Brighton Argus: Couple could have been killed TO DEATH after workmen block their gas vent

The chap at the back might already be long gone.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

No new traffic lights anger

Brighton Argus: MP furious at lack of temporary traffic lights at notorious road bottleneck, before realising she turned up five hours early

You might call that bad time-keeping. We call it dedication to duty.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Closed Post Office anger

Brighton Argus: Closed Post Office may become a launderette

RIP POST OFFICE U R IN HEVEN SELLNG STAMPS TO DA ANGLES AN PRINCESS DI N JADE GOODY XX

Fat-shaming anger

Brighton Argus: Girl claims she was mocked by McDonald's staff after she ordered six cheeseburgers

Sod off McDonald's. That's my dream dinner.

Spotter's Badge: Richard, Mick

Stolen clothes anger

Brighton Argus: Charity swimmer forced to go home in his Speedos after thieves take his clothes

And he returns to the scene of the crime every day to see if he can find his 2nd best pants.

Long grass anger

Brighton Argus: Mum loses four year old daughter in long grass

She's still there, having gone a bit Lord of the Flies

Stolen present anger

Brighton Argus: Present goes missing in the Royal Mail

With a picture of what an empty jiffy bag might look like

Free flight home anger

Brighton Argus: Woman still furious despite not having to pay £600 to get back from earthquake zone

Not a lot of sympathy for her below the line.

Spotter's Badge: Dom

Lord of the Manor anger

Brighton Argus: Man who bought 'peerage' over the internet for £2,000, is shocked - SHOCKED - to find out it's not the real thing

Well played, commenter: "The Lord Gullible title is still available. I can do you a deal."

Fried chicken anger

Brighton Argus: Man eats entire bucket of KFC, gets the squirts

Not a lot of sympathy for his ordeal at the hands of the Brown Laser in the comments.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Rail delays anger

Brighton Argus: Conservative activists complain about railway delays

*Checks watch* Ah! There's an election due.

Spotter's Badge: Angel

Christmas ruined by Matalan anger

Brighton Argus: Store lost my order and RUINED CHRISTMAS

She's still there, sitting under the Christmas tree, rocking back and forth, sobbing her heart out.

Spotter's Badge: Chris, Richard

Train noise anger

Brighton Argus: People living near railway line shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that trains make noise

And so ends Sherlock Holmes's easiest case

Spotter's Badge: Angel

Man wedged in her wheelie bin anger

Brighton Argus: Woman torn away from her TV screen by man getting stuck in her bin

“I was watching Paul O’Grady’s For The Love Of Dogs and I thought: ‘Oh blast, I’m going to miss this’.” 

Spotter's adge: Dom Kaos

Huge classroom anger

Brighton Argus: Clerical error leaves huge classroom at the end of bloke's garden

Came expecting a dreadful NIMBY story, feeling sorry for the poor chap

(And heaven help any kid who says "Where does this door lead?"

Spotter's badge: Josh

Injured dog clutching at straws anger

Brighton Argus: Dog chases cat. Dog slips and injures itself. Owners blame ....drumroll.... the council for not cutting the grass. £5,000 please

Yeah, good luck with that.

Spotter's badge: Shia on Mumsnet

Heroin needle restaurant anger

Brighton Argus: Mum wants to know why there's a sharps bin for drug addicts at KFC

We want to know why they keep calling it a "restaurant"

Spotter's Badge: Dom

Mug punter anger

Brighton Argus: Man banned from bookies for 'winning too much'

Of course, the comments are full of "there's more to this than they're letting on" types.

Ever get the feeling there's more to this story than they're letting on?

Spotter's Badge: Pat, Graham

Hot vicar parking anger

Brighton Argus: Vicar refuses to toe the line in bitter parking row with council

The Argus, unsure if it's "toe the line" or "tow the line" plump for both.