Blue hair anger

Sheppey Gazette: Schoolgirl arrested after ignoring the "Don't dye your hair blue" rule

Such weapons-grade derp.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Pigeon anger

Essex Echo: Shoppers claim pigeons are ruining Basildon town centre

Believe you me, Basildon town centre was ruined long before the pigeons arrived

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Dog poo collection anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Woman takes it upon herself to pick up other people's dog shit

Why, I ask. WHY?

Ryanair anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Leeds mum furious after being left stranded by airline

"I'd charge her extra to check in my luggage"

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Yet more phone mast anger

Swindon Advertiser: Petition raised against phone mast 200 yards away from local school

From the comments: "OMG! Those kids' brains are gonna fry"

Spotter's Badge: Liam

Width restriction anger

Reading Evening Post: Fury as drivers start receiving fines for ignoring width restriction

Not the first time a grown man has been involved in an argument over a couple of inches

Gardening anger

Crawley News: Gardeners concerned, take up cudgels as council outsources gardening services

Imagine, dear reader, the outrage if these people were hoodies

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Bulgaria holiday from HELL anger

Manchester Evening News: Families take legal action over HOLIDAY FROM HELL

And let's just say some of the commentards aren't exactly full of sympathy: "And lose the chav earring too."

Spotter's Badge: Maria

Cavity Wall Insulation anger

Batley News: One man, written-in-tiny-letters-on-an-old-cardboard-box protest for better insulation in council house

YEAH! STICK IT TO THE MAN! HE CAN SHOVE THAT ..err.. new cavity wall insulation, new windows, new central heating, new kitchen and new bathroom he gave you RIGHT UP HIS ARSE!

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Mobility scooter anger

Portsmouth News: Man forced to make alternative travel plans after learning mobility scooter not allowed on train

In which the commentards - full of sympathy as usual - dismiss him as a "moaning scrounger"

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Holiday chalet anger

Coventry Telegraph: Family end holiday after two hours in row over filthy Pontins chalet

A study in arm-folding. Well done

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Stolen bike anger

Watford Observer: Man squats with rage as £250 bike is stolen

Never mind the fury, there's a fortune tro be made dispaying that as a piece of avant-garde art

Milk theft anger

Ipswich Evening Star: Children forced to drink water as milk thieves target nursery school

Something something milk jugs something

Spotter's Badge: Laura

Duck feeding anger

North Norfolk News: Mad duck woman told duck feeding is attracting rats

"I'd tell her to duck off"

Lapland New Forest Anger

Dorset Echo: Ripped-off mum angry as brothers behind Lapland New Forest fiasco freed from prison on appeal

Seeing as the Lapland business was two years ago, that's a long, long time stay miserable