Banned by Bet Fred anger

Plymouth Herald: Old boy banned from his local bookies after breaking the "no passing money" rule by giving his pal £40 in the shop

"The father-of-two lost his wife Ivy five years ago"

Wow. That's some hardcore gambling.

Spotter's Badge: Oli

Somebody's going to get killed TO DEATH anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Residents worry that rat running drivers could end in TRAGEDY

Things I've learned today: Australia has a road sign that says "Warning: Severed Legs"

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Tricked out of our life savings by scammers saying I had porn on my computer anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Man on the phone said there was porn on my computer, so instead of talking to an expert or spending a couple of hundred on a new machine, I gave him £14,000

I get the feeling somebody knows all about porn and modern technology.

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Got a new bike but still sadface anger

Portsmouth News: Kid's expensive bike stolen from outside Tesco, who admit their CCTV system is a bit rubbish

New bike! Smile, you nerks!

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Sick and tired of cemetery standards anger

Guernsey Press: Man arms-folded in fury over the state of the cemetery

I mean, look. All that short grass and neat lines. Shocking.

Spotter's Badge: Lauren, Tony

Please come and fix our road anger

Irish Independent: Town's main street to be repaired at last

I am certain the old fella was just passing by and wanted to be part of the photo

Spotter's Badge: James

Kid walked home from school anger

South Wales Argus: Family's fury as lad takes himself out of school and walks home without teachers noticing

Rene Zellweger, seen here seven years after the events of Bridget Jones' Baby.

Spotter's Badge: Sharon, Rebecca

Missed bin collection anger

North West Evening Mail: No bin collection for a month

He looks like that Jesse's Diets bloke from The Fast Show

"This month, I have been mostly wearing... black bin bags"

Spotter's Badge: Will

Nasty stuff in the duck pond anger

Gisborne Herald: Locals warned of killer viruses lurking in duck pond

"Hey kids, go and stand on those stepping stones while I take a picture for the paper"

"Sure - is it safe?"

"Yeah. Yeah, 100%"

Spotter's Badge: Zoe

Slow internet service on Virgin Media with special guest star anger

Wigan Today: Man in long-running battle with Virgin Media over poor internet service

If only there was another customer in the North-West of England who was also in a long-running battle with Virgin Media.

As you were.

Spotter's Badge: Kane

Dark days at Walford's Queen Vic anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Ex-landlord angry at plan to turn pub into shops and flats

The pub currently named after its current landlord, Danny Dyer

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Toilet seat stuck on my head anger

Bay Chronicle: Something about increased charges for sewage services

Who cares? She's wearing a toilet seat.

Spotter's Badge: Gavin

Trapped in a lift anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: Group of four teenagers rescued from lift

What happened to the other two?

*cough* cannibalism *cough*

Spotter's Badge: Gary

Broken down van anger

Eastern Daily Press: Why oh why oh why can't somebody take this broken down van away?

A superb example of synchronised arm-folding.

Spotter's Badge: David, Naomi, Polly, Lindsey

Leaky boiler anger

Bracknell News: Couple suffer two months of leaky boiler HELL

Loving the non-apology from the housing association.

Spotter's Badge: Princess Jo

Mistaken identity anger

South Wales Argus: Police in Wales looking for a man called Jones arrest the wrong man called Jones

What are the chances of that happening in Wales, eh?

Spotter's Badge: James

Dodgy petrol pump anger

Bristol Post: Nurse claims mystery liquid in her petrol tank killed her car

Has anyone found my urine sample? I put it down and now I can find it anywhere.

Spotter's Badge: Tristan

Overflowing wheelie bins anger

Edinburgh News: Stay away from my bins, you kids! Unless you're coming round to empty them, in which case do that

When you're having your picture taken for the local paper, so you put your best vest on

Spotter's Badge: Graeme

Have a nice day anger

South Wales Argus: Stereophonics fan fined £600 for dodging £4.40 train fare while on the way to gig

That's STEREO-IRONIC!

Spotter's Badge: Saul

Disappearing school bus anger - an 8,000th post spectacular

North West Evening Mail: Stagecoach cancel school bus without telling anyone

8,000 posts of this rubbish. I've wasted my life.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Flooded again anger

The Courier: Residents of Creek Street want to know why they keep getting flooded out

The clue's in the name of the road.

Spotter's Badge: Satu Kaki

A spell in the Navy will do them good anger

Portsmouth News: Scumbags smash up building being restored to use as WW1 museum

To be honest, I don't think the Navy would want them.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

People moaning about Christmas getting earlier every year anger

Ipswich Star: Woman's petition on Ipswich's Christmas tree gets forty signatures

That'll tell those pencil-necked geeks at the council.

Spotter: Darren

Clothes pegs on the nose anger

Somerset County Gazette: People who live in the countryside find out that farming can be a bit smelly sometimes

Photographer: "I brought a couple of clothes pegs"
Angries: "Are you sure we won't look ridiculous?"
Photographer: "Of course not" *click*

Spotter's Badge: Nicola, Dave

Filthy back alley anger

Sunderland Echo: 'Rubbish in our back alley gave my mobility scooter three punctures'

Yeah, but - free mattress!

Spotter's Badge: Lisa, Neil, Kit

Stop throwing stones at cars you plums anger

Portsmouth News: Waterlooville yoot spend a charming evening out of doors exercising their throwing arms

Yet people still complain and say "I could have been killed". Typical.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

So angry even the dog's wearing a gasmask anger

Kidderminster Shuttle: Something about pollution, I dunno, just look at the picture. LOOK AT IT

It's great when you've got a hobby the entire family can share.

[Not certain that's a dog, to be honest. It could equally be a very hairy child, a common phenomenon in the Kidderminster area which they don't like to talk about]

Spotter's Badge: Tim

No phone signal anger

Eastern Daily Press: Everybody in Norfolk knows you can't get a phone signal in Norfolk

The Mobile Telephone is the DEVIL'S WORK and must be destroyed.

Spotter's Badge: Polly

Garden furniture supermarket ban anger

Kent Live: Woman banned from every Asda in the country after kicking off over broken garden table

We are really not sure where we stand over angry selfies.

Please fix my phone Talk Talk anger

Sunderland Echo: Business dries up after Talk Talk accidentally disconnects salon's phone

Those 80s pop bands are nothing but trouble.

It's tough enough as it is being Nick Knowles' stunt double.

Spotter's Badge: Steve

Who set fire to our slide anger

Nottingham Post: Kids furious after scumbags set fire to their park

The Junior SAS ready to sort them out. Culprits WILL be shitted up. Shitted up good.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Muddy roads anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Why oh why oh why can't something be done about the mud on our roads?

Tell you what, we'll ask the lorries to wipe their feet before they head off.

Spotter's Badge: Karen, John

Can't get to sleep at night anger

Worcester News: Woman says council workmen are keeping her up at night

Wait, hang on... are those your pyjamas?

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Something hideous in beans anger

Northern Echo: You're right, it's hideous

Spoiler: Turns out it's mould

Spotter's Badge: Gavin

Kicked out of Pontins anger

Birmingham Mail: Family booted out of holiday camp because of late-night punch-up

Eight people for £300? The downside is that you have to spend it at Pontins.

Spotter: Charlotte

Leave our favourite copper alone anger

The Border Watch: Campaign to prevent a police officer from being transferred to Pigsdick township to audit parking tickets, or something

NONE SHALL PASS

Spotter's Badge: Timothy

Sod off young people anger

Daily Record: Council throws out plans to remove ban on under-50s from flats

I know what you're thinking: They're going to have to go out and find toyboys for themselves.

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Get away with your stupid trees anger

CBC Calgary: Residents opposed to plan to plant new trees in local park

FACT: Behind every tree lurks a criminal, a drug addict or a paedo. Sometimes all three at once. NOT IN MY BACK YARD!

Spotter's Badge: Kelly

Dodgy planning consent anger

Plymouth Herald: Housing estate 'shouldn't have been built' after planning cock-up

And look how furious it's made Jeremy Corbyn.

Spotter's Badge: Ed (neither Balls nor Miliband)

Library cuts anger

Chronicle Live: Anger over council's plan to axe librarians and replace them with volunteers

Because Britain's had enough of so-called "experts".

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Trees taking over my road anger

Worcester News: Why oh why oh why won't anyone cut back these trees?

Also: Paint me Jack. Paint me like one of your French girls.

Spotters Badge: Elizabeth, Jo

Don't close down our club anger

Exeter Express and Echo: The Kids about to get turfed out of their drop-in centre by The Man

Hey! Why don't we put the show on RIGHT HERE?!

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Argos printer anger

South Wales Evening Post: Bloke has a few problems buying a printer from Argos

Canon? Tell them they're FIRED!!!!111LOL

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Save our bin rounds anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Campaign against fortnightly bin collection

So much wrong with this picture

Spotter's Badge: Karen

No youth group trip for you anger

Sheffield Star: Pair kicked off youth group trip because they're a couple

Look, when they ask you "Are you a couple? Couples aren't allowed on youth group trips", you say "No. No we are not a couple."

Spotter's Badge: Olly

Bus service axe anger

Shields Gazette: Anger over changes to bus services

Come for the fury, stay for the bloke who got dressed in the dark

Spotter's Badge: Christopher