Roadside veg stalls anger

Guernsey Press: Roadside veg stalls closed down by council

For sale: A load of firewood, could still be used as some sort of rustic book shelf

Spotter's Badge: Lauren

Armchair caught fire anger

Guernsey Press: Bloke doesn't realise the armchair he's sitting in is on fire

The dog KNOWS.

Stolen letters anger

Guernsey Press: Thieves steal letters from community centre sign to make it spell swears

And I can reveal that the swear was not inadjacent to See You Next Tuesday.

Spotter's Badge: Tony

Sick and tired of cemetery standards anger

Guernsey Press: Man arms-folded in fury over the state of the cemetery

I mean, look. All that short grass and neat lines. Shocking.

Spotter's Badge: Lauren, Tony

Enough meat for everybody not angry at all

Guernsey Press: There's enough room for two butcher's shops on the island, and I will fight anybody who disagrees, says man wielding meat cleaver

I, for one, believe him.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Fishy business anger

Guernsey Press: Fish stolen from aquarium 'subsequently used to win angling competition'

There's no - oh-ho! - plaice for actions like these in the world of competitive fishing

Spotter's Badge: Dan

Channel Island dog poop anger

Guernsey Press: Dad fed up of dodging dog mess on the way to school

Our first Channel Island Angry, I believe. Welcome to the fray.