Paint my kitchen because of my exploding juices anger

Kent Live: Woman demands Tesco repaint her kitchen after getting prune juice up her walls

Good luck with that, love [sideways look to camera]

Spotter's Badge: Russ

Easter completely and utterly ruined anger

Kent Live: Disappointment, horror after severed human head found during Easter Egg hunt

I never read the stories, I think that's what's happening here.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Tunbridge Wells park has 17 poos and I counted them all anger

Kent Live: Unable to find anyone to point at poo, brave journalist does it herself

I've been on a journalism safety course, and this is why.

Spotter's Badge: Dan

Graffiti spree anger

Kent Live: Faversham councillor fed up with Ziggy

Ziggy, you're a twat.

Spotter's Badge: Marina

Fined for sweeping the pavement anger

Kent Live: Shopkeep dismayed over littering fine while he was picking up litter

Confusion in the comments as the Vote Ukip crowd suddenly realise they've got a Ukip council and don't know who to blame. Child refugees, probably.

Spotter's Badge: Jo, Rich

Here's your litter back anger

Kent Live: Woman dumps bags of litter in school's reception

"Nothing to do with us," says the school.

"KEEP IT"

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Scumbags stole and set fire to our minibus anger

Kent Live: Kiddiewinks find sitting in a row of chairs and saying 'Brrrrm brrrrm' is a poor substitute for actual school outings

But then the news item shows the school's sign is written in Comic Sans MS (The Font Of Champions), and suddenly everything's different.

Spotter's Badge: Ed

Garden furniture supermarket ban anger

Kent Live: Woman banned from every Asda in the country after kicking off over broken garden table

We are really not sure where we stand over angry selfies.

Tooled-up granny anger

Kent Live: Granny finds zombie knife in a field, worries that a kiddiewink might lose an eye

She will shit you up.

Spotter's Badge: Luke