Tuesday, January 05, 2016

Rubbish Tip Stand-off This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Anger

Western Gazette: Woman vows never to return to local recycling centre after stand-off with police

This one requires explaining to point out how excellent this tale of woe is:

1. Woman gets her act together and takes her Christmas waste to the tip. Well done.

2. When she gets to the front of the queue, she is asked to wait for ten minutes while the operators use a lorry to change the recycling bins, like they do ALL THE TIME

3. She throws her toys out of the pram and blocks the entrance with her van because I want to dump my rubbish NOW

4. Police called

5. Ten minute wait becomes over an hour because stupidity

6. Goes to the papers, gets lectured by waste operator because stupidity

And this is why we can't have nice things.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

2 comments:

Theodore Wirth said...

Any wonder why there's a fly-tipping problem?

Jonathon Cowley said...

Because a lot of people are utter shits.