A betrayal of everything for which Angry People in Local Newspapers stands

Derby Telegraph: Shopkeeper and his pal lied to police about 'armed robbery' and posed in the local paper doing sadfaces in the forlorn hope of covering up their theft of £13,000 from the Post Office

I can cope with the fake robbery, but conning the serious business of local newspaper sadfaces is simply unforgivable.

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM, M'LEARNED FRIENDS.