It comes to something when your waking hours are spent worrying about deadly spiders lurking inside your Lidl turnip's hairy hole*
* Not sexy slang
(It appears the Herald has removed the original story from its site, so God bless the Google Cache.)
Local news photographers are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and get sent to photograph miserable people gurning at uncooked meat products. Here, we celebrate their work.
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