Police still have our £47,000 anger

Portsmouth News: 'Why have the police still got the money they say we might have stolen?'

Answer: Because you're still a suspect and you'll only piss it up the wall or something, that's why.

Remember folks: Innocent until proven guilty - but watch the video for the journo trying to pull a confession out of them.

"Did you?"

"No"

Pulitzer Prize stuff.

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan