Mother of God, that's the power of 1,000 suns - like a ragey beacon, as one of our spotters observes.
Spotter's Badge: Mike, Stuart, Jamie, Chris
(Edit: Link now fixed as the Ayr Advertiser one seemed unreliable)
Local news photographers are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and get sent to photograph miserable people gurning at uncooked meat products. Here, we celebrate their work.
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