Psychic scam anger

Dundee Telegraph: Dundee psychic tells people to be on the alert for scammers selling fake messages from loved ones.

Spotter's Badge: Graeme

Four faulty Argos televisions anger

Dundee Telegraph: Police called to dispute over faulty televisions

She ought to have a word about the people who sold her that shirt without any shoulders.

Spotter: Russell

A kiddiewink could end up dead anger

Dundee Telegraph: Bad parking could lead to a kiddiewink getting killed to DEATH

Strong kiddiewinking.

Spotter's Badge: Brian

Smashed my gourd anger

Dundee Telegraph: Kiddiewinks in tears after yobs smash the Halloween pumpkins

Yeah, we're a bit late on this one.

Spotter's Badge: Michael

Hitler cat anger

Dundee Tele: Man claiming he had a cat called Hitler steals vet's charity box

We need a dog called Churchill and/or Stalin to root out this cur.

Spotter's Badge: Michael, Louise

Overgrown wasteland anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

Huh-huh-huh-huh

Spotter's Badge: George

Trapped in a lift anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: Group of four teenagers rescued from lift

What happened to the other two?

*cough* cannibalism *cough*

Spotter's Badge: Gary

Missing road sign anger

Dundee Telegraph: Confusion, head-scratching as road signs go missing

Absolutely textbook, right down to the carpet slippers.

Spotter's Badge: Doug

Kitchen fall anger

Dundee Telegraph: Man loses court case after claiming he slipped on onions at work

With a picture of onions, just in case your entire diet consists of Pot Noodles and you've never seen one before.

The story's no longer on the DT website, so here it is via Scottish Legal News with a nice picture of Lord Turnbull.


Spotter's Badge: Michael

Dim streetlights anger

Dundee Telegraph: Anger as town's street lights 'get dimmer'

Scared.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Sinking land anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: Land near homes begins to collapse

If you know your classics (Star Trek IV), you'll know it's simply the imprint left by a cloaked Klingon spacecraft.

Spotter's Badge: Grinning Thing

Bins in parking spaces anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: 'I pay £5.25 per year for a parking permit, only for the council to leave wheelie bins in our precious parking bays'

Two things here:

1. At £5.25, I'd say you were overcharged
2. They're not exactly fight for spaces, are they?

Spotter's Badge: Malky

Dog poop anger triple bill

Dundee Courier: Poo on the football pitch

And...

Dundee Telegraph: Still poo on the football pitch

Nottingham Post: Your dog wants a poo? It's got to come through me first

Oh, wait.

New bus timetable anger

Dundee Telegraph: New bus timetable is actually quite rubbish, says whole town

There's a face that could melt steel beams. Feel the fury.

Dog poo fines anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: Dog mess fines may be added to offenders' council tax bins

Now there's a picture of a man leaning on a dog poo bin, but determined not to touch it with his hands.

Early Christmas utterly ruined anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: Couple who put their Christmas decorations up in August might have to take them down again

Christmas ruined. UTTERLY RUINED.

Spotter's Badge: Len

Bizarre medical condition not-angry-at-all

Dundee Telegraph: Man diagnosed with 'chronic lateness condition'

Like a Scottish Flavor Flav

And REPEAT OFFENDER KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Broken windows anger

Dundee Telegraph: Anger as man goes on window smashing spree

And that's a look that could shatter glass

Sewage smell anger

Dundee Telegraph: Family upset at smell coming from sewers outside their house

Judging from the photo, they live in a prison yard, and there's a whole Shawshank Redemption thing going on here

Child gang anger

Dundee Evening Telegraph: Pesky kids smash up man's fence

...so he ate them