Kitchen fall anger

Dundee Telegraph: Man loses court case after claiming he slipped on onions at work

With a picture of onions, just in case your entire diet consists of Pot Noodles and you've never seen one before.

The story's no longer on the DT website, so here it is via Scottish Legal News with a nice picture of Lord Turnbull.


Spotter's Badge: Michael

Volunteer services anger

Shoreham Herald: Volunteer groups with years of experience lose out on vital contract

THATCHER.

Spotter's Badge: Angel

No mobile signal anger

North Devon Journal: Village suffers loss of mobile phone signal

Sorry, it doesn't reach the 1930s.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Job interview anger

Manchester Evening News: Candidate asked in job interview to argue the merits of celebrity paedophile Jimmy Savile

The inevitable pay-off: "The individual concerned has been the subject of a formal disciplinary process."

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Road closure anger

Bromley News Shopper: Road closure 'to cause chaos'

Worst Beastie Boys tribute EVER.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Comedy road sign anger

Folkestone Herald: Joker changes name of potholed road

It's funny because it's true, we're told

Sacked from McDonald's anger

 

Wales Online: Worker sacked from McDonald's for serving too many sprinkles on a McFlurry

 
 "I'd show her a Whopper" (By offering her a job in Burger King)

Posh village bell-end anger

Kent Online: Workman discovers that residents of posh Kent village are the most enormous bell-ends

That's Chestfield in Kent. Bell-ends.

Caravan company anger

Hull Daily Mail: Devastation as caravan factory calls in administrators

Bloody hell - One Direction have let themselves go

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Garage planning application anger

Bucks Free Press: Anger as garage owner puts in third application to change business into a jet wash

We always like a bit of formation arm-folding

Spotter's Badge: Morag

Parking ticket anger, again

Bexley News Shopper: Gas-fitter's outrage at 'incorrect' parking ticket

So cross, he hadn't actually submitted an appeal

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Factory closure anger

Hull Daily Mail: Anger as BAE site closes down

Possibly the largest angry crowd scene we have ever seen. Check out those folded arms

Shafted by The Man anger

Halifax Courier: Woman left fuming after being paid £1.96 for three work shifts

I've read the comments for this story. I fear for the future of our nation

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Sacked railman anger

Bournemouth Echo: Date set for popular railman's work tribunal

Angry hat is angry

Metal theft anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Workers prevent 'brazen' metal theft from factory

...and this month's brew comes with a couple of special extra ingredients

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Other people's crap anger

Southampton Daily Echo: Toilet cleaner finally snaps and runs amok over filth and vandalism

"I wouldn't like to see her sink plunger"

Civil Service cock-up anger

Liverpool Daily Post: Workers sacked on the spot after recruitment blunder

There's nothing quite so harsh as a civil servant covering their arse.

Spotter's Badge: Gert

Tool theft anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Nephew of Rangers FC owner offers reward for theft of tools

There's eleven tools that turn out at Ibrox every Saturday, if that's a help.

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Fish anger

This is Somerset: Man sacked for rescuing fish from rubbish bin

Thumbs way up for Angry Fish Man.

Spotter's Badge: Stewart

Sckd by txt angr

This is Leicestershire: Wrkr pssd off aftr bein sckd by txt mssg

Wht a bnch of totl cnts

Spttr's Bdg: Johnnie