Wrecked library bus anger

Oxford Mail: Kiddiewinks fuming as vandals wreck their library

Cardy girl at the front is going to HUNT YOU DOWN

Spotter's Badge: Emma

Stop crapping in our bus stop anger

Stuff.nz: Kiddiewinks upset at faeces in their bus shelter

It's like The Village of the Damned

Spotter's Badge: Jenny

School clown anger

Stoke Sentinel: Girl excluded after wearing a killer clown mask to school

Her mum thinks they should go lenient because "they know she's the class joker"

Spotter's Badge: Tracey

The people who smashed up our school are going to get it anger

Hartlepool Mail: Thieves knock hole in wall in attempted school break-in

The girl at the centre back is channeling Arya Stark from Game of Thrones, and heads will roll.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Who set fire to our slide anger

Nottingham Post: Kids furious after scumbags set fire to their park

The Junior SAS ready to sort them out. Culprits WILL be shitted up. Shitted up good.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

No sun for Hampshire anger

Southern Daily Echo: THE KIDS upset as Hampshire misses out on heatwave

Kid in brown voted most likely to punch your face off if the weather doesn't improve quickly.

Spotter: Tania

Too far from school anger

Hull Daily Mail: Boy lives "too far" from nearest schools to get a place

He should be happy with the place they've offered at Sith Lord Academy.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Shattering shatterproof table anger

Watford Observer: Family upset after their garden furniture spontaneously explodes

Cool! Where do I get one?

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Clamped outside my own house but I'll let my kid to the scowling anger

South Wales Evening Post: Mum's car clamped by DVLA after mix-up over registration documents

Those traffic bollards that look like children get more realistic by the day.

Spotter's Badge: Twlldun

Poorly-planned graffiti anger

Hull Daily Mail: Kid doesn't want people to 'steal' his dad's parking space

Well done kid. Well done*

*Not well done at all.

Spotter's Badge: Ian, Dan

Little Mix anger

Belfast Telegraph: Kids left upset as Little Mix call off concert at the last minute

If you're looking for an endless gallery of sad pop fans, you've come to the right place.

Spotter's Badge: Dan

Teeny tiny pirate anger

Kent Online: Kids upset as vandals pee over their school books

Those younglings look prime candidates for The Dark Side.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

School fence anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Petition to beg for fence to keep yobs out of school

Just stand a kid there with a clipboard asking "Would you care to sign our petition?", and the scrotes will run a mile.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Dangerous car park anger

Manly Daily: Shoppers complain that buildig works at car park are dangerous

As is the case here: You could end up going home with just about anybody's kid.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Too much homework from Hogwarts anger

Melbourne Herald Sun: Hermione Grainger complains that the new Defence Against the Dark Arts master is setting her far too much homework, sends curs-ed ball of paper to block up the staff toilets in revenge

And I think the Sorting Hat got it wrong. She's 100% Slytherin.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Kiddiewink fun-time wrecked anger

Bolton News: Thieves make off with school's gardening equipment

There's a whole gallery of teeny fury here, but this shot's got at least two Damian Death-stares.

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Paul

Stolen play equipment anger

Kent Online: Kid on the right is REALLY angry about theft from nursery school

Don't worry, the comments are full of detectives who know who did it. Really racist detectives.

Spotter's Badge: Anthony

Boozy kids anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Drunken children terrorising playground

Yeah, share the love. Look at their faces.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Immodest school outfit anger

Kidderminster Shuttle: Teenager taken out of school in row over 'too much leg' No Uniform Day outfit

Can't tell if angry or not. Is this a "You're getting your face in the paper if you want it or not" story?

On balance of probabilities, I'd say it's a big YES.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Graffiti hit squad anger

Cranbourne Leader: Kids crack down on graffiti artists

Those are the scariest nice kids I've ever seen. Kill them, nice kids. Kill them all.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J