Joining up with The Man to fight new multistorey anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Conor, Cillian and Eoghan all object to new car park

And all three sentenced to a life of "No, it's spelled..." by their parents. Trust me, I'm an Alistair.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

We don't want your stinking car boot sale anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Locals manage to prevent a car boot sale from going off

According to the article, the land is owned by Don King.

So, there's a turn-up.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Nowhere to park his buses anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: School bus company racks up £30,000 of fines in row over parking

DEATH STARE.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Dad football ban anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Kids want school to lift ban on their dad coming onto school premises so he can watch them play football

I mean, it's political correctness gone mad. All he did was take the head teacher hostage, quite possibly by mistake. Once. And who hasn't?

Best quote from the aggrieved dad: "I took valuable time out of cheesemaking to try and represent the community". And once again we ask: Who hasn't?

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

New yellow lines anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Yellow lines suddenly appear outside houses

That old bloke's walker has already picked up a £60 fine

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

The least popular man in Sevenoaks anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Man takes photos of drivers using phones at the wheel, passes them on to the police

Very public spirited, but I fear this will not end well.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Lidl car park Scout leader anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Scout leader fined for parking in Lidl car park even though the store was closed

Where are your observation skills - didn't you read the signs? Take your hands out of your pockets. ARE THOSE JEANS? Baden-Powell would be turning in his grave.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Boozy kids anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Drunken children terrorising playground

Yeah, share the love. Look at their faces.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Easily insulted by a street name anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Gay couple think that Bangays Way road sign is homophobic

Poor, dead Frank Bangay. (But Frank Bangay Way would have been far better, clearly)

Spotter's Badge: Rob C, everybody

Gategate anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Campaign to have ugly gates removed from library

Those traffic bollards that look like kids get creepier by the day.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Cockney Rebel anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: 1970s rocker hit by £1,000 speeding fine

The old "There were no other drivers around" defence is never going to work

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Street lights anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Residents fuming as council switches off street lights

Also, they've developed a slight lean to the left.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Dirty tap water anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Man takes dog's urine sample to the vet

Once again, I haven't bothered reading the story, but a picture speaks a thousand words (most of them wrong)

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Train seats anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Not enough seats on commuter trains

Can't help thinking of that book - Fifty Shades of Beige.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Internet strategy anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: No idea what this one's about, to be honest

...but it's got some miserable-looking councillors standing outside with a laptop

Spotter's Badge: Rob

TV newsreader anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Peter Sissons wins battle over DIY store parking ticket

... in which a parking warden is accused of talking utter cobblers.

 He's nailed that angry look. NAILED it.

Spotter's Badge: Shams

Hungry fox anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: "Hungry fox" sucking brake fluid out of man's van

Just look out for a pissed fox, and you've got your culprit

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Expensive cake anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Supermarket not sorry enough over £162 cake

I'm on a diet, and I'd pay a million billion pounds for a bite of that cake

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Butchers shop anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Butcher angry as people won't stop driving into his shop

CARnage!!!!!1111one!!

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Erratic post anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Businesses complain over unreliable postal service

Somebody ought to tell Freddie Starr in the bsckground that it's not an erratic post service, he just doesn't get any more fan mail

Spotter's Badge: Rob