Leave our trees alone anger

Sheffield Star: Pensioners vow to continue battle to save trees after The Man has them arrested

Screw you, The Man. Screw you.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

No youth group trip for you anger

Sheffield Star: Pair kicked off youth group trip because they're a couple

Look, when they ask you "Are you a couple? Couples aren't allowed on youth group trips", you say "No. No we are not a couple."

Spotter's Badge: Olly

Stolen model goat anger

Sheffield Star: Artist upset after thieves steal her life-sized model goat that was given as a wedding present by somebody who said "We thought you liked goats"

Photograph comes with a space showing where a model goat might have been

Spotter's Badge: Yorkrose

Hire car sex toy anger with added Ron

Sheffield Star: Man finds box from sex toy in the glove compartment of a hire car, gets his excuse in first through the pages of his city's local paper (circulation: 105,000)

You know who else also had to grapple with unexpected sexual content?

Spotter's Badge: Olly

Too sexy bra anger

Sheffield Star: MP slams Matalan for selling "sexy" bra for children

Thinking of the kiddiewinks. Well done.

Spotter's Badge: Geoff

Too many teachers anger

Sheffield Star: Mums upset that class has had 10 teachers since September

Also, Sheffield Fashion Week not all it's cracked up to be.

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Washing machine anger

Sheffield Star: Man calls for boycott of Currys after being sworn at by phone operator

Good luck with that, mate.

Spotter's Badge: Geoff

Wrong width trousers anger

Sheffield Star: Kids sent home from school because their trousers are too tight

Easy solution: Eat a lot of cake until your ankles exceed the 10cm limit. Teachers stumped.

Spotter's Badge: Cleo

Slow internet anger

Sheffield Star: Residents fed up of waiting for high-speed internet

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Dan

Streetlight stand-off anger

Sheffield Star: "I know my rights, and I don't want a street lamp outside my house"

Tell you what, let's not bother with street lighting for a bit and see how we get on.

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Treehouse anger

Sheffield Star: Dad told treehouse needs planning permission

Bang a letter back to the council saying it's a tree shed. Victory assured.

Clegg pothole anger

Sheffield Star: With an election looming, Nick Clegg notices holes in the road in his home constituency

DONE A POO

BMW blowout anger

Sheffield Star: Pothole causes tyre blowout

Classic pothole pose, and some lovely woe-is-me in the story.

Spotter's Badge: Geoff, Sarah

Fallen tree anger

Sheffield Star: Couple LIVING IN FEAR after tree falls against their house, wants somebody to do something ARGH

And the first comment:

"Your land, your tree, your responsibility, buy a log burner and get it sorted."

Over in one.

Spotter's Badge: Geoff

Pumpkin carving anger

Sheffield Star: Mum furious that kids' pumpkin carving kit comes with a really rubbish blade

How does this family eat its dinner? Through a straw?

Man United anger

Sheffield Star: Kid 'can't wear his Man United shirt any more' because player changed his squad number

Not getting a great deal of sympathy from the people of Sheffield, to be honest.

Spotter's Badge: Joanne, Richard

Manchester Evening News: And here's another one

Damn you, Man United. Damn you to HELL

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Messy garden anger

Sheffield Star: Why won't the council clear up my garden for me? Think of the kiddiewinks!

*Headdesk*

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

More dog poo anger

Sheffield Star: Yet another doomed campaign against dog turds

This one on the side of a mountain. Brave.

Prisoner in my own home anger

Sheffield Star: Man not actually left a prisoner in his own home by bus stop markings

"I can’t get in and out of my drive," he says, standing outside his drive

Spotter's Badge: Boris, David

Burst pipe anger

Sheffield Star: Angry chap wants the council to do something

Good news. The council are doing something.

Spotter's Badge: Maggi