Stolen pet tortoise anger

Northants Telegraph: Reward offered as pet tortoise goes missing

Mmm.... crusty pie...

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School street light think of the kiddiewinks anger

Northants Telegraph: School governor angry as street light switched off near school

THINK OF THE KIDDIEWINKS KLAXON

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Ambulance station anger

Northants Telegraph: Fury over ambulance station closure plans

If you look at the full-size photo, you will note the triple exclamation marks. *shudders*

Spotter's Badge: Victor

Mindless yob anger

Northants Telegraph: Anger as 'lack of respect' shown to new flower bed

RESPECT THE FLOWER BED

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School name anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Parents campaign against new name for school

Yeah! WE SHALL OVERCOME!

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Shop bike anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Shopkeep told to get rid of advert bike

Wait... I've sniffed that saddle.

Said too much

Spotter's Badge: Victor

Miserable desolate town anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Miserable locals left with a face as long as a rainy Sunday over article which calls their town 'miserable and desolate'

Oh cheer up - you could live in Corby. Oh. Right. You do.

Spotter's Badger: Victor

Crumbling road anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Newsagents demand poor road surface outside shopping arcade is repaired

You will note that while Mr Newsagent is correctly attired in the official newsagent uniform of dark body-warmer, Mrs Newsagent is not

Spotter's Badge: Victor

Massive potholes anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Road labelled one of the worst for potholes

You can't fool me - you've photoshopped on pictures of the surface of the moon

Street lights fist-shaking anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Pensioners say they are 'prisoners in their homes' after council switches off street lights

The Care and Share group want to share a bunch of fives with you. Because they care.

Spotter's Badge: Colin

Car theft not angry at all

Northants Evening Telegraph: Family 'chuffed' like a little train as car thief gets jail term

Obviously, this is the 'before' picture. To get the 'after', turn those frowns upside down. In photoshop if needs be.

Spotter's Badge: Victor

Charity box theft anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Anger over theft of charity boxes

Angry glowing hell hound is angry

Toliet anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Anger as gateway used as a toilet

That's nothing, some teenage ginger wizard has been using my toilet as a gateway

Spotter's Badge: Jim

Axed bus anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Camapigners angry that 'lifeline' bus service to be cut

An awful lot of Nescafe Handshakes going on there

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Hole in the road anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Angry biker complains about potholes

Bloody hell, looks like the surface of the moon. And so does the road

Dogshite in the Dark Anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Residents concerned that council's 'no streetlights' policy will mean 'minefield' of dog crap

I've got that sorted: Glow-in-the-dark dog food. This time next year, Rodders...

Cancelled Charity Event Anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Woman loses deposit for Elvis impersonator after club closes

"I'd leave her all shook up"

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Pothole compensation anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: No compensation for driver over pothole damage

"I'd drive down her potholes"

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Noisy boiler anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Man complains to local paper about noisy boiler

With the single best opening paragraph in the history of local news reporting:

"A retired merchant seaman who braved the fire of the Nazis in the Second World War says that was nothing compared to a noisy boiler causing him endless sleepless nights."

Spotter's Badge: Jim, Everybody

Street light anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Woman angry as council switches off street lights

Whatever it is I'd do, it will be done in the dark

Spotter's Badge: Victor