Stop scratching my car you bellends anger

Jersey Evening Post: Vandals keep scratching woman's car, and she's getting quite upset about it

Very artistic.

Spotter's Badge: Marc

Shop break-in anger

Border Mail: Boy charged with sledgehammer attack on shop

Come for the arty photo, stay for the only-in-Australia word "Wodonga"

Meanwhile, across town...

Border Mail: Parents hit with massive school bus bill

a) Strong one-strapping skills

b) The girls in white is absolutely photoshopped in

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Beer Festival Anger

Oxford Mail: Man gets his head stuck in a pint glass

Happy ending: He's still there.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Pier closure anger

Eastern Daily Press: Angry bloke photographed in moody lighting as local pier closes

HAT, sir

Spotter's Badge: Lockers

Antipodean parking ticket anger

Stuff.nz: City's parking tickets 'may be illegal'

Quality stuff by snapper Chris Skelton

Spotter's Badge: Joe

Light bulb anger

Northampton Chronicle: Anger over two month wait to fix light at canal bridge

Angry Johnny Vegas is angry

Vandalism anger, yet again

Essex Echo: Anger as yobs 'out of control' in Canvey

Artistic. We like a bit of arty.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Warped door anger

Morley Observer: Woman still waiting for replacement for warped door

Something something smash in her back door something

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Crimewave anger: A true classic

Dorset Echo: Residents fury after cars and homes hit

Well done the Dorset Echo - raising the bar yet again

Rat anger

Derby Telegraph: Poison laid down as rats spotted in city centre

It must be terrifying for a tiny bloke like him.

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Pothole anger

Leamington Observer: Very short woman seeths after getting trapped in pothole

They should provide ladders for very short people, that's all I ask.

Pavement anger

Oxford Mail: Furious traders demand pavement is relaid

I used to do a blog called "Done a Poo". It's still out there if you care to look. This would, I am sad to say, be ideal content.

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Crappy road anger

Bexley News Shopper: Angry residents demand road is adopted

Photographer cunningly doubles the number of angry people by shooting their reflections. Now THAT'S arty.

Stolen bike anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Thieves makes off with sportman's bikes

You don't need a bike. You've got a car. A CAR.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Loading bay anger

This is Oxfordshire: Traders demand return of loading bay

There is something very wrong with this picture. We just can't put our finger on it, nor would we want to.

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Arson about anger

Newcastle Evening Chronicle: Fury as arsonists burn down pigeon loft

Subject depicted actual size

Rich/poor divide anger

Oxford Mail: Poverty report dismissed as 'nonsense'

I don't care. On a dark night, I'll agree with anything he says.

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Stolen hawk anger

Oxford Mail: Anger as pet hawk stolen 'to silence it'

Or, the thieves may have been very, very hungry. Or a bigger, hawk-eating hawk.

Mould anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Pregnant woman seething about damp in her rented flat

Once again our pals at the Waltham Forest Guardian lead the way in artistic angry photography, pointing out the crux of the problem: Ms Angry's flat is built on the side of a hill.

Spotter's Badge: Beth

House break-in anger

Northern Echo: Householders sad, a bit angry after break-in

We don't really like doing shots of victims of crime as it appears we might be mocking them. Which we are not. However, this story cannot pass without noting the superbly-posed shot.

If anyone knows who did this crime, the usual advice applies: Rip their heads off and pour HP Sauce down their necks. That is all.

Spotter's Badge: Ian