I sent a rude message to the bus company and they didn't write back anger

Derby Telegraph: Man sends rude Facebook post about disappointing bus service without any actual specifics in genuine attempt to get onto this page, wonders why he doesn't get a response

And people say customer service is dead.

Spotter's Badge: Luke

APILN Gold Medal (First Class): Mat

Nearly fell for an online scam anger

Derby Telegraph: Student nearly falls for scam while trying to buy new mobile on the cheap

"As the website was being advertised on a reliable ad site, Gumtree, I presumed it would be safe!"

 

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAARGH!

 

Spotter's Badge: John

Leave the kiddiewinks alone anger

Derby Telegraph: Local misery calls the police over kids playing in the street

Find out who did it and shit through his letterbox. It's the only language these curs understand.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Community centre vandalism anger

Derby Telegraph: Frequent vandalism at community centre reveals urgent need for more vandalism-related activities for local vandals

Instead they get this frankly poor tribute to Shakin' Stevens.

Factory site anger

Derby Telegraph: Old factory site could be bought by council to become homes

The Pet Shop Boys haven't aged well.

Doing The Thingy in public anger

Derby Telegraph: People in Derby are still having sex, and it MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY

Otherwise, the council will send this chap round to stare at you.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

A betrayal of everything for which Angry People in Local Newspapers stands

Derby Telegraph: Shopkeeper and his pal lied to police about 'armed robbery' and posed in the local paper doing sadfaces in the forlorn hope of covering up their theft of £13,000 from the Post Office

I can cope with the fake robbery, but conning the serious business of local newspaper sadfaces is simply unforgivable.

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM, M'LEARNED FRIENDS.

Artistic anti-development anger

Derby Telegraph: The time that bloke brought a painting to a campaign photoshoot

"So we've all brought our placards for the man from the Telegraph?"

"Yeah..."

"Yeah..."

"What the f...?"

Spotter's Badge: Jon S

Longer wait for a bus anger

Derby Telegraph: Man 'totally inconvenienced' as company changes frequency of bus service

I understand that ownership of a 'timetable' might help end your waiting distress.

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Hand rail anger

Derby Telegraph: Pensioner waits weeks for a new hand rail, which is then fitted to the wrong block of flats

Well done. Well done everybody.

No Christmas tree anger

Derby Telegraph: Villagers complain over lack of Christmas tree

Is it me, or do Christmas news stories get earlier every year?

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

New bus stop anger

Derby Telegraph: Residents object to new bus stop outside their homes

Hey! You kids! Haven't you heard of the Green Cross Code?

Spotter's Badge: Antony

Trapped in car showroom anger

Derby Telegraph: Couple trapped on garage forecourt after staff lock up and go home

He escaped. His wife is still in there.

Spotter's Badge: Rachel

Secret drug den anger

Derby Telegraph: Derby's parks supposedly full of secret drug dens

These kids are doing "log". Log switches off vital parts of your brain and makes you shit out your own pelvis. Kids! Say "no" to log.

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Rat anger

Derby Telegraph: Poison laid down as rats spotted in city centre

It must be terrifying for a tiny bloke like him.

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas