Another week, and other batch of kids falling victim to power-crazed head teachers. Or: another bunch of rebel kids and the parents flouting the school rules. You decide.
The soles of your shoes are the wrong colour. Into seclusion you go
Did we say boots were part of school uniform? No, we did not - home you go
With the added bonus of mum coming out fighting in the comments
Spotter's Badge: Neil, Dave