Vandalised park anger

Wokingham Times: Park probably won't win Wokingham in Bloom prize now

Is it me, or are police getting smaller and smaller these days?

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Long grass anger

Wokingham Times: Petition to get council to cut grass at local parks

Never mind that, there's some weirdo dressed up as an unconvincing tree in the background

Spotter's Badge: Graham

Water works anger

Wokingham Times: Shopkeep blames waterworks for January sales slump

Also, all the water falling out of the sky

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Wrong clocks anger

Wokingham Times: Some clocks at railway station are wrong

Simple solution for passengers: Arrive on time

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Not sure if angry or not anger

Wokingham Times: Woman probably angry about fly-tipping

Update: They've replaced the picture. AND YES SHE'S ANGRY

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Unreliable bus service anger

Wokingham Times: Pensioners fed up at no-show buses
 
I wouldn't have featured this story at all, except for the fact that the lady in the middle clearly has a handbag made out of a pair of Y-Fronts

Rat run anger

Wokingham Times: Residents demonstrate against rat-run

THINK OF THE KIDDIEWINKS KLAXON

Power cut anger

Wokingham Times: Pub owner's fury as vital repairs mean power will be switched off for one morning. On a Tuesday

PROTEST SIGN FAIL

Rubbish sack policy anger

Wokingham Times: Woman complains that town's new rubbish sack limit is going to bring slight inconvenience to her life

Down the trouser legs and spread it round the prison yard. I understand that works.

Noisy neighbour anger

Wokingham Times: Man sorry for all that fighting, abuse and loud music after finding himself and his girlfriend evicted

The newspaper version of a Father Jack "sorreeee"

Alderman Willey Anger

Wokingham Times: Residents fear new station link road will turn their street into a rat-run

Alderman Willey Close: It's not a street name, it's a warning

FACT: My mum used to occasionally work in Wokingham's Alderman Willey Close*

* NOT SEXY SLANG

Horse rider anger

Wokingham Times: Rider's anger over ignorant road users

I'd show her improper use of the whip. And make her saddle sore.

HOLIDAY HELL Anger

Wokingham Times: Couple claim HOLIDAY HELL after coming up against glacial US Immigration Service

Passengers held up by US immigrations? Now, there's a surprise

Sewage flood anger

Wokingham Times: Anger as garden flooded with raw sewage

"I'd flood her back passage"

Pink poo anger

Wokingham Times: Dog mess painted pink by wardens

Of course, it's nothing but a blatant cover-up by THE MAN following the recent re-appearance of white dog turds.

Allotment vandalism anger

Wokingham Times: Vandals strike at allotments for sixth time

Bloody Hell - It's Norman Wisdom, back from the dead!

Car park charges anger

Wokingham Times: Anger at increase of parking charges at potholed car park

See this car park? I'M POINTING AT IT

Vodka anger

Wokingham Times: Man's fury at scores of empty vodka bottles dumped outside his house

They should leave one empty whisky bottle, just to mess with his head

Church theft anger

Wokingham Times: Vicar ready to forgive people TO DEATH after church burglaries

Buggeries? Did I ever read that wrong.

Catalytic converter anger

Wokingham Times: Portable loo company boss furious as catalytic converters stolen from vans

In fact, his business has gone (oh-ho!) right down the shitter.

Spotter's Badge: Adam