Naked Christmas tree vandals anger

Enfield Independent: Tree uprooted by naked men

All a bit limp, really*

*penis joke

Spotter: Graham

Old school lead off the church roof anger

Windsor Observer: Ceiling collapses after thieves strip lead from church roof

Very lacklustre pointing, padre.

Spotter's Badge: Rob A 

Not enough priests anger

Daily Record: Local parishes hit by severe priest shortage

"Oh Lord! Send us fresh blood!"

Spotter's Badge: Murray

Lovable Hell Hound anger

South Wales Evening Post: Vicar forced to banish his own dog from church

"I've done my best with her but she can be a bit of a problem. There are concerns she's a bit of an unchristian dog."

Yep. Evil.

Spotter's Badge: Jason

Stop using our street as a rat run anger

London Evening Standard: Residents fed up of lorries using their street as a short cut

Top marks to the truck driver, on a zebra crossing with both thumbs up.

Spotter's Badge: Jon H

Impending zombie apocalypse anger

Bolton News: Heavy rain storm causes graves to be washed away

I know my zombie films, and the zombie apocalypse is ALWAYS started by a huge rain storm washing graves away. People of Bolton - please remain in Bolton so that we may contain the outbreak (with a tactical nuke, if needs be).

Spotter's Badge: Paul

My wife ran off with that bloke off the television anger

Liverpool Echo: Dear God, please send down a plague to smite Robson Green. Amen

Sounds fair.

Spotter's Badge: Mal

Something about Welsh schools anger

Llanelli Star: People angry about Welsh language teaching. Don't ask me, I've no idea

Also, that's not a priest, it's actually three small boys hiding under an old curtain.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Sunday trading anger

Church Times: Government 'ignoring evidence on Sunday trading'

Mrs Vicar is going to be spitting nails when she finds out what's happened to her second best pink pillow case.

Spotter's Badge: David

Church vandalism anger

Stratford-upon-Avon Herald: Idiots smash windows at country's oldest church

This sounds like a job for THE SPANISH INQUISITION (pictured)

Spotter's Badge: Don

Lack of respect hairy vicar anger

Essex Echo: Vicar upset after yobs rip up remembrance wreaths

Seriously, catch these scrotes, and get this man to a barber.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Sunday trading anger

Great Yarmouth Mercury: Vicar pickets MP's office over plans to relax Sunday trading laws

By coincidence, that's also the title of the next Florence and the Machine album.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Contaminated holy water anger

Chronicle Live: Priest vows to shit up* the people who pissed in his holy water

*Forgive

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Stolen lead anger

Bury Free Press: Lead theft could cost church £150,000

At least two in this picture seem set to go out and mete out some forgiveness on the culprits. Forgive them hard, with sticks and fire.

Spotter's Badge: Mary

Crucifixion's too good for them anger

Hartlepool Mail: Six foot cross stolen from church

NAIL THEM UP! (If you get your cross back, obviously)

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Church theft anger

Crawley News: Vicar vows to forgive church sign thieves. FORGIVE THEM TO DEATH

Some fine dismayed posing as well

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

No vicar anger

Border Mail: Funds for school chaplaincy cut

Beautifully photographed, Border Mail. Take the rest of the day off.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Vicar parking anger

Harborough Mail: Vicar not keen on turning the other cheek over 'thoughtless' parking

From the look on his face, there's going to be some Old Testament smiting.

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Stolen laptop anger

Border Mail: Vicar quite miffed as thieves steal laptop

There's a follow-up!

Border Mail: Thief asks for forgiveness (but doesn't return stolen stuff)

Not much of an apology, then.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Cashing in on my organ anger

Hull Daily Mail: Vicar in quandary over selling his organ to pay for church repairs

SELLING HIS ORGAN

Spotter's Badge: Ian