Street light outside my house anger

Daily Record: Woman fuming after council erect 'eye sore' lamp post outside her house

Good thing she's pointing, I might have missed it.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

I want my Death Star Lego set and I want it now anger

Daily Record: Mum furious because shopping centre Santa said her kiddiewink could have a £400 Death Star Lego set for Christmas, and who's going to pay for it, eh?

That kid will go far.

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Gambling's a mug's game anger

Daily Record: Woman struggling to get lottery to pay out on her winning card

Or you could just not play, and you'd win every day

Spotter's Badge: Steve

All fun and games until somebody spilts their head open anger

Daily Record: Man splits his head open on sign

See? We warned you.

Spotter's Badge: Jen

Biblical plague of flies, no seriously, these are the End Times anger

Daily Record: "I've been forced to lure them in with my hideous Chelsea shirt and beat them to death with this tin I found"

ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE STORY*

*Not an actual quote from the story

Spotter's Badge: Alan

Avast ye and your cycle lane anger

Daily Record: Newspaper makes eye contact with local nutter

Right.

Spotter's Badge: Zinglebert 

Sod off young people anger

Daily Record: Council throws out plans to remove ban on under-50s from flats

I know what you're thinking: They're going to have to go out and find toyboys for themselves.

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Not enough priests anger

Daily Record: Local parishes hit by severe priest shortage

"Oh Lord! Send us fresh blood!"

Spotter's Badge: Murray

Kicked off a train anger

Daily Record: Man and his family thrown off train because conductor didn't have enough change for a £50 note

Look at his sad little face.

Batty breakfast anger

Daily Record: Woman finds a bat in her Rice Krispies

They're really running out of ideas for free gifts in cereals these days

Cardboard fish finger anger

Daily Record: Mum finds a piece of cardboard in her toddler's fish finger, not chuffed at £10 compo offer

SHE IS FEEDING HER TEN-MONTH-OLD DAUGHTER RAW FISH FINGERS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BAG AAAAARGH THINK OF THE KIDDIEWINKS

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Shoe theft anger

Daily Record: Dog walker faces ruin after somebody steals one of her shoes

I bet she's - oh-ho! - HOPPING MAD!!!111!!

Spotter's Badge: Eric

Poppy Rage Anger

Daily Record: KFC worker claims he was sacked [he wasn't, he'd already handed in his notice] for refusing to remove his poppy in takeaway's kitchen

Is it me, or do these poppy rage stories get earlier every year?

Pray for me, for I accidentally read the comments under the Daily Express version of this story, which appear to have been written by Britain Frist Central Office.

In the words of Jeremy Kyle: "Get out, learn to wear a hat the right way round, and sort out your life"

Electricity box anger

Daily Record: Dad charged £9,000 to remove electricity box from alleged driveway

Kids [in the window]: "What's dad doing?"

Mum: "Being angry in the paper"

Kids: "Will that make him famous?"

Mum: *sigh*

Spotter's Badge: Bryan

Crucifix anger

Daily Record: Man barred from pub for wearing crucifix

Barman given a rocket, all well.

Spotter's Badge: Stephen

Church graffiti anger

Daily Record: Church warden upset at graffiti on church

You've got to admit - it's a pretty good likeness

Spotter's Badge: Gary

Hospital parking anger

Daily Record: Dad gets £90 charge while picking up daughter from hospital

This goes against my number one 'No ill or disabled children' rule, but this is such a sweet picture that we're keeping it. If this doesn't melt the hardened hearts of those ticket-spewing joy-sappers, then there is something wrong in the world.