Slow internet anger

Sheffield Star: Residents fed up of waiting for high-speed internet

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Dan

Lonely Brownie Anger

Blackpool Gazette: Rebecca fed up after finding herself the only member of Brownie pack

Aww, bless

Missing soft toy anger

Brighton Argus: Girl appeals for return of beloved soft toy

And - as you'd expect - the kind of helpful encouragement we've come to expect from the commentards.

Who are we trying to kid? They're nobbers, and we unveil our new Comment Troll Alert tag.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Stolen bike anger again

Halifax Courier: Paper resorts to 'Aww, look at his sweet little face' tactic as bike is stolen

'Aww, look at his sweet little face'

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Lost passport anger

Dorset Echo: Kid set to miss school trip to Paris after losing passport

A study in fed-up

Pickpocket anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Man robbed by pick-pocket who hugged him

Disgraceful. And, here's a reader offer: FREE HUGS

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Left behind anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Teacher leaves girl, 7, at swimming pool

She's still there now, living off crisps and slush puppies

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Dancing anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Ladies fed up over lack of male dancing companions

They're doing it wrong: Advertise it as a "Grab a Granny" night, and believe me, THEY WILL COME. Repeatedly.

Spotter's Badge: Laura

Olympics Anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Star of Olympics job advert still unemployed after a year

I'd give her Olympic rings a good work-out

Stolen bike anger

Bournemouth Echo: Nurse's bike stolen as she worked a night shift

I'd steal her "bike" on a "night shift"

Stolen scooter anger

Dorset Echo: Kid fed up after thief steals his scooter. You know, the one I saved up my pocket money for WEEKS and it cost £59 chiz chiz

Like night follows day, this kind of story is inevitably followed a few days later by:

Dorset Echo: Big-hearted toyshop owner gets free publicity by replacing Fed Up Boy's stolen scooter. You know, the one I saved up my pocket money for WEEKS and it cost £59 chiz chiz

I had my ...err... Bugatti Veyron stolen from outside my nan's house just the other day. I only popped in to make her a cup of tea and when I came out again some cur had made off with it. I'd saved my pocket money for WEEKS to get it, too. Any big-hearted car dealerships out there?

Football not-angry-at-all

Oxford Mail: Grumpy football team struggling to find new ground

Jumpers for goalposts, lads.

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Stolen dog anger

Oxford Mail: Facebook campaign to find woman's stolen dog

Christ, no wonder he legged it.

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Football fan anger

Southampton Daily Echo: Football fan fed up after council order to remove England flags

I've just heard the new version of Three Lions, and I'm going to support Germany in this World Cup until the people responsible are rounded up and exiled to a small island without any electricity.

Jobless anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Jobless girl's anger as companies can't be arsed

Name me one publication that doesn't want to employ hot, young journalistic talent.

Oh, right.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Christmas not-angry-at-all anger

Manchester Evening News: Man spends Christmas in motel after car totals his house

Good God - he's got a cracker and a Santa hat. What more could a man ask for?

House flood anger

York Press: Man's house flooded three times in a week

Double bubble as the York Press - flush from their recent Ginger Christmas Card scoop - ramp up the action with no less than two shockingly good pictures from the "Fed Up" genre on the same story.

Anger at Crapita anger

Oxford Mail: Old fella pursued by rubbish debt collectors

Happy Christmas, everyone. Unless you work for Crapita.

Stolen Christmas tree anger

Dorset Echo: Thieves leave vital DNA clue at scene of crime of the century

Police lab technicians are working - AS WE SPEAK - on a strain of Ebola that will only attack the DNA of the thieves. Then, they will release it into the air above Weymouth and wait for justice to be served.

Alternatively, they will simply shoot on sight anyone seen with a Christmas tree. It's the only way to make sure.

Driving test anger

Barry and District News: Driving instructors seeth as test centre closes

Dear Angry Welsh Driving Instructors,

You are all parked on double yellow lines. Hardly a good example for young boy racers, isn't it?

Your pal, Duck (Scary)