Stolen Christmas tree anger
Dorset Echo: Thieves leave vital DNA clue at scene of crime of the century
Police lab technicians are working - AS WE SPEAK - on a strain of Ebola that will only attack the DNA of the thieves. Then, they will release it into the air above Weymouth and wait for justice to be served.
Alternatively, they will simply shoot on sight anyone seen with a Christmas tree. It's the only way to make sure.
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This site is genius. I used to work for local papers and all this is so familiar. Love it.
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