Vandalised bridge anger

Driffield Today: Police in bid to catch vandals

"I'd vandalise her bridge" (As an alternative to sexual innuendo)

Rat run anger

Wokingham Times: Residents demonstrate against rat-run

THINK OF THE KIDDIEWINKS KLAXON

Kindergarten anger

Macedon Ranges Weekly: Locals' fury aimed at - not a freeway, toxic waste dump, airport, phone tower - but a kindergarten

Who ever thought there'd be such as thing as Early Learning Hub Anger?

Spotter's Badge: David

Restaurant ban anger

Brighton Argus: Pair banned from restaurant for life after all-you-can-eat buffet confrontation

Please, somebody feed these poor wretches before they shrivel up and die.

+1,000,000 EXCELLENT points to The Argus for getting them to pose like that

Spotter's Badge: Coulter, Chris, Luke, Triston, Everybody in the World

Golf club anger

Dorset Echo: Fury as vandals wreck golf buggies

Local knowledge: Came Down is right in the middle of nowhere. That's a long way to go in the middle of the night to act like a twat

Bad E-fit

This is Gloucestershire: Police on look-out for supermarket conman

It be too late. I saw the lubber going up the gangplank of a whaler heading to Newfoundland

Don't have nightmares

Swimming pool campaign anger

Basildon Recorder: Last ditch battle to save pool in Pitsea

Self nomination by Malcolm

HOLIDAY HELL anger

Sheffield Star: Family's HOLIDAY HELL in Egypt

And sympathy from the commentards? What do you think?

Spotter's Badge: Gordon

Road Closure anger

Dundee Courier: Trader threatens to chain herself to something in protest at road works

I'd chain myself to something. But not her.

Spotter's Badge: Cat

TV documentary anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Residents of craphole furious at documentary that portrays their estate as a craphole

...despite not having seen said TV programme

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Deadly tree anger

Kidderminster Shuttle: Dead trees 'could cause accident'

...by crushing a tiny photographer to death

Spotter's Badge: Fray Bentos

Tesco campaign anger

Paddock Wood Courier: Poll says majority opposed to new Tesco store, which everybody will use anyway

Top thumbs-down work, there

Wrong trousers anger

Reading Evening Post: Pupils sent home for wearing The Wrong Trousers

...sold to them by an evil penguin

More school uniform anger

Essex Echo: Kids sent home for having wrong uniform

Angry mums are angry

Spotter's Badge: Jack, Barry

Tiny placard celebrity lookalike anger

Ledbury Reporter: Bill Nighy-alike leads protest against speeding drivers

It's not the size, it's what you do with it