Showing posts with label Angry police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angry police. Show all posts

Saturday, February 18, 2017

We're gonna nick you good anger

Manningham Leader: Police task force set up to catch runaway crims

Yeah, on your left, guys*

*Only joking officer.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Aussie hooning anger

Dandenong Leader: Police launch task force to crack down on hoons and drag racers

Another attempt in my doomed campaign to introduce the word hoon into British English.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Friday, March 25, 2016

Australia crimewave anger

Centralian Advocate: Don't make it easy for hoons to steal ya cars, you drongoes

Translation: Don't make it easy for hoons to steal your cars, you drongoes

You're welcome.

Friday, February 19, 2016

Wheelie bin fire anger

Hull Daily Mail: Stop stealing bins and setting them on fire because it's not funny, say police

Yes it is.

Spotter's Badge: Ian, L0wey

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Playground arson anger

Hull Daily Mail: Local copper left fuming as idiots set fire to playground equipment

Going undercover. Smart move. Nobody will expect a middle-aged bloke trying to infiltrate a Hull street gang to root out the Mr Big behind this outrage.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Friday, July 24, 2015

Phantom drunken litterbug anger

Waverley Leader: Reign of terror over as man who has dumped bags of empty tinnies in the same street for 18 months is caught

"The worst thing is that he never left any full ones"

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Monday, June 15, 2015

Fake fags anger

Blackpool Gazette: Fears over hooky cigarettes in Blackpool

Fake goods in Blackpool? Whatever next?

And I know that face. It's MONKFISH!

Sunday, May 17, 2015

School parking anger

Bolton News: Anger at illegal parking outside school

A fine collection of angry photos if you click through.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Flag pole anger

Bromley News Shopper: Ex-copper told he can't have two flagpoles in his garden

It's all about planning rules, but this has the Far Right spitting nails. Mainly because they're arseholes. My name's Ben Elton, goodnight.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Tiny cricket bat anger

Hartlepool Mail: Haul of swag found at local address

Signed by the England under-fives cricket side.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Orange poo anger

Essex Echo: Angry cop sprays dog poo orange

HINT: You're a PCSO from Southend, not starring in The Wire

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

No lights anger

Cambridge News: Police crack down on dangerous cyclists

Poor hi-viz tabard work by the local crime commissioner, there.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Friday, December 12, 2014

Spitting anger

Epping Forest Guardian: Council's crack anti-phlegm squad pounce on man spitting in the street

Don't mess with these guys. Do a greenie, and they'll shit you up.

Spotter's Badge: Beth

Friday, October 17, 2014

Building site theft anger

Border Mail: Thieves helping themselves to materials from building site

Also, the local cop's got trapped. Send help.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Hoax call anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Police to install CCTV cameras in phone boxes to catch hoax callers

Wait.. there are still phone boxes?

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Saturday, August 09, 2014

Vandalised park anger

Wokingham Times: Park probably won't win Wokingham in Bloom prize now

Is it me, or are police getting smaller and smaller these days?

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Hot Fuzz anger

Bournemouth Echo: Graffiti crackdown in Christchurch

Shit just got real

Thursday, May 08, 2014

Riding on the pavement anger

Manly Daily: Cops to crack down on illegal cycling

Missed one.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Train attack anger

Hull Daily Mail: Police angry after brick thrown through train window

Despite the obvious nastiness of the attack, our spotter says he "has the look of a man whose favourite pie shop has been burnt down"

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Police station anger

Brighton Argus: Ex-copper in one-woman campaign to keep police station open

Smart undercover work, Lou

Spotter's Badge: Angel