Injured pet anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Pet injured by dumped tackle

"I'd something something her something my tackle"

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Stolen pipes anger

Edinburgh Evening News: The Fonz left high and dry as water pipes are stolen

"EHHHHHHHHH! FONZIE!"

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Yellow peril anger

Brecon Today: Traders dismayed as yellow lines appear in town

The Curse of the Shrinking Photographer strikes again

Spotter's Badge: Welsh Speaker

Snake anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Blind 94-year-old beats off snake with cane

Heh. He beat off a snake.

I'll never grow up. NEVER.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Cash machine theft anger

Bournemouth Echo: Market manager left to point impotently as thieves stage raid on cash machine

Yeah, I can see the problem, mate. It's broken.

Baby ASBO Anger

Lincolnshire Echo: Family receives ASBO letter for unborn child

Superb "Minority Report" work by the local Rozzers

Spotter's Badge: Miss d @ Pieandbovril.com

Dog poo campaign anger

Ediburgh Evening News: Council launches dog crap camapign, featuring postcards of people treading in dog crap

There's a similar campaign elsewhere in Scotland: "Stop your dog Glas-going for a crap in the streets"

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Gravel pit anger

Southampton Daily Echo: Locals stage demo against gravel pit plans

It's not a protest, they're just quoting lines from Bohemian Rhapsody

Rat run anger

Bournemouth Echo: Residents use bins to block rat run traffic

White trousers? Are you sure?

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Norwegian anger

f-b.no: Cost of injuries soars during Norwegian winter

Norwegian winter being from April to March

Obligatory sexist comment: "Norwegian would"

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Foul smell anger

Hartlepool Mail: Hartlepool boat owners complain of foul smell

Yes - that's the stench of dead simian, you monkey-hangers!

Town expansion anger

Port Phillip Leader: Anger at intense expansion of town

"I'd show her my intense expansion"

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Tool theft anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Nephew of Rangers FC owner offers reward for theft of tools

There's eleven tools that turn out at Ibrox every Saturday, if that's a help.

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Speed-nob anger

Northern Echo: Woman innocent victim of graffiti thugs

I shouldn't laugh but: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Spotter's Badge: Mark, Everybody

Roundabout anger

Dorset Echo: Blog author's near neighbours campaign over 'dangerous' roundabout

What? Traffic claming measures? And destroy the racing line?