Speed gun road rage anger

Derby Telegraph: Speed Watch volunteer confronted by angry motorist who wasn't even speeding

The joke's on him. That's a hair-dryer.

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Stolen tools anger

Derby Telegraph: Crime victim sees his £20,000 of stolen goods on sale on Gumtree

So, no buying them, arranging a local pick-up, and taking some hefty friends along to seal the deal then? Not that we condone that kind of behaviour because that would be WRONG.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Couldn't see Russell Watson anger

Derby Telegraph: Couple pay small fortune to see Russell Watson, get stuck behind a pillar

Lucky escape for the pair of them, if we're going to be brutally honest

Spotter's Badge: Rachel

Long wait anger

Derby Telegraph: Woman told waiting list for free fridge removal is two months

Still, you've got a nice potentially fatal wendy house for the kiddiewinks while you're waiting.

Spotter's Badge: Ed

Don't mess with my shop anger

Derby Telegraph: Shopkeep fed up of being robbed

Don't worry pal, the minute you clock someone round the head with that, being robbed will be the least of your problems.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Fly tipping anger

Derby Telegraph: Woman sees off person dumping rubbish armed with rolled-up newspaper

Oh go on, have a second shot. Derby Telegraph, you are spoiling us.

Spotter's Badge: Kris

Planning application anger

Derby Telegraph: Residents don't like the idea of new homes nearby

All going off in the comments, but I included this one for this chap's pinched look and  nice scarf.

Santa parking ticket anger

Derby Telegraph: Fury as parking warden tickets people taking part in charity Santa run

"It's illegal to take pictures of people without their permission" claims one numpty in the comments.

No. No it isn't.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

War memorial anger

Derby Telegraph: Bloke angry at lack of flowers on war memorial

Well played for taking on the job, but that's a frankly ridiculous pose

Spotter's Badge: Len

Airgun attack anger

Derby Telegraph: Airgun attack on car "just like a war film"

He is - of course - referring to the famous 'airgun attack on a BMW' scene in "Band of Brothers"

Spotter's Badge: David

Swimming not-angry-at-all

Derby Telegraph: Swimmer Sharron Davies (but not that Sharron Davies) wins battle over swimming lessons

Oh yes, very artistic

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Football season ticket anger

Derby Telegraph: Dad's anger as football season ticket price to double

Top paper-tearing action

Spotter's Badge: Antony

Trigger's Broom anger

Derby Telegraph: Mayor and bishop join forces in litter campaign

In other news, Derby has a pirate for mayor

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Drive thru anger

Derby Telegraph: Residents up in arms about new drive-thru lane at takeaway

They've got a petition up. Bless.

Spotter's Badge: Kris, Rachael

Beer guide anger

Derby Telegraph: Fury as pub "snubbed" by Good Beer Guide

Of course, why bother when there's Beer in the Evening for free on the internet

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Playground campaign not-angry-at-all

Derby Telegraph: Camapigner's delight as work on £90,000 playground to start

That's "delight". I'd hate to see him pissed off

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Eco-home anger

Derby Telegraph: Dismay at high energy bills in eco-homes


Derby Telegraph: Family's eco-home dream turns into a nightmare

I am told that both images are by the same photographer. Well played Victoria Wilcox!

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Counterfeit drink mats anger

Derby Telegraph: Trader fined for selling hooky cheap tat

"If he had sold his complete stock he stood to make at least £1,500"

WOW. I'm in the wrong trade.

Spotter's Badge: Peter.

Closed footpath anger

Derbyshire Telegraph: Mums slightly inconvenienced as housing association closes footpath through private land

"I'd open their gates" (So they can get their kidiewinks to school)

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Not-poison-at-all cake anger

Derby Telegraph: Charity cake baker told to prove her kitchen is clean

I'd slam her in the oven for a couple of hours on gas mark six