No new houses in Dark Lane anger

Stourbridge News: Campaign against new homes in the dark, pouring rain in the middle of the road is very, very short-lived

Such a tragic loss of life

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Bowling green maintenance anger

Stourbridge News: Bowlers likely to win battle with council over who gets to look after their green

And look at their happy little faces!

Spotter's Badge: Jacob

Noisy road markings anger

Stourbridge News: Residents sick of the constant noise of cars driving over speed camera markings

Fine fingers in ears work, except for spokesman bloke, who is clearly too hard for this kind of thing.

Spotter's Badge: Simon

The Curse of Britain in Bloom strikes again anger

Stourbridge News: No Britain in Bloom for you this year, Stourbridge

First Grimsby, now Stourbridge. Damn you, THATCHER.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Magic turds anger

Stourbridge News: Magician can't believe his eyes as poo seeps through his ceiling

That's not sewage, it's the ghostly ectoplasm of Paul Daniels, you fool.

Spotter's Badge: Alex

Stripy-faced bastards anger

Stourbridge News: Family's life-or-death struggle against badger invasion*

*Not sexy slang

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Crime spree anger

Stourbridge News: Shops hit in High Street crime spree

And also the Job Centre. What kind of idiot robs the job centre?

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Fined for act of kindness anger

Stourbridge News: Driver fined for letting police car past

Sally Gunnell's let herself go.

Canal graffiti anger

Stourbridge News: Graffiti on canal towpath turning local area "into a ghetto"*

*Not very much like a ghetto at all

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Clinic closure anger

Stourbridge News: Anger over decision to close clinic

"BUY THIS PHOTO", the picture caption says. I WILL DO THAT THING.

And thanks to our Spotter Rob, Let's turn that frown upside-down!

 
Spotter's Badge: Tim

Badger damage anger

Stourbridge News: Badgers 'are wrecking our street'

No, madam, I have no wish to see your badger

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Closed footpath anger

Stourbridge News: Ramblers angry as local landowner closes footpath

I encourage you to click through and read the marvellously bonkers comment at the end of the original item. (Read it in a Stephen Fry / General Melchett voice for the full effect)

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Affordable homes anger

Stourbridge News: Villagers furious over plans to let poor people live nearby

And, as our spotter points out, they're fast running out of fields in the area.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Outdoor gym anger

Stourbridge News: Anger over outdoor gymnasium plans

Say no to free gym facilities in the West Midlands! We want pie shops!