Stop crashing your cars into my house (AGAIN) anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Bloke builds fortifications to stop people crashing into his front wall

You may remember Mr Allan from such previous APILN appearances as:

Home made road sign anger, featuring a fine shoe-string tie; and

They smashed my bollards anger, in which his fine chapeau makes its debut

If you're in Braintree and driving a car with faulty brakes DO NOT go pay Mr Allan a visit.

Spotter's Badge: Thomas