Closed skate park anger

Great Yarmouth Mercury: The Kids dismayed to find owners of their skate park are selling up, leaving them on The Streets

This is - in fact - the opening scene of a 1960s-style musical starring Cliff Richard, culminating with the line "Hey kids! Let's raise the money and buy our own skate park!"

Then Cliff does a song, and it's the worst film musical ever.

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