AA took too long to arrive anger

South Wales Evening Post: Man locked out of car breaks window after AA 'take too long to arrive'

The way this is described in the story is as if the car is slowly filling to the brim with cow turds and the action of a hero with a Phil Oakey haircut is desperately required.

As one comment puts it: "Surely someone from Mayhill should be able to get into the car faster than that?"