Let this be a lesson to you. When one of my friends puked in class, he was known as "Puke boy" for the next ten years. This kid's future is already mapped out because of this photograph.
Spotter's Badge: Gordy, Nick, Becky, Everybody
Local news photographers are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and get sent to photograph miserable people gurning at uncooked meat products. Here, we celebrate their work.
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