Monday, July 20, 2015

Amazon surprise gift anger

Western Daily Press: Mum finds fully functional clockwork cucumber* in her Amazon purchase

There's no pleasing some people.

Spotter's Badge: John, Hayley

* More of a clockwork sugarsnap pea, to be honest


Anonymous said...

" I don't know what happened, but it's not on." Must have been on, if it was buzzing.

somini said...

"the customer services rep added: "Given the nature of the product in question there's no need to return the item to us"

And there was much rejoicing.

Anonymous said...

Yeah..... you're not fooling anyone with that act, lady. Just own up to it.

Anonymous said...

I'd offer to give her the most pleasure that my old five-incher could manage.

TRT said...

I suppose the Amazon delivery truck could have run into the back of a fish wagon.