Chinese lantern anger
Hull Daily Mail: Chinese lantern causes fire at man's home
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Thursday, March 01, 2012
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3 comments:
Zealous use of line spacing does help to show what a total load of old bollox this 'story' is.
Either that, or I have been totally unaware, until now, of the flammability of conservatories.
And Mrs Hanford said she had heard other stories about the damage lanterns can do.
"I was talking to a couple of farmers and they said they had to have a cow put down because it had eaten the wires from a lantern," she said.
There's the lesson of it all. Do not eat wires from a chinese lantern if you are a cow!
Looks like the same guy from the jazz mag post, if so, he really gets around, A Victor Meldrew of sorts?.
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