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Forest Journal: Anger as local payphone scuppered by Snickers Bar
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Thursday, September 22, 2011
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8 comments:
Full marks to the reporter for the following, "but after a marathon effort..."
Genius. Now where's Mr. T when you need him?
Do you think the journalist deliberately used the phrase: 'after a marathon effort he found the only remaining public phone'. It's not Marathon it's Snickers!
He could've used my phone for free - if he allowed me to chomp on his chocolate covered nuts.
(Oh dear, doesn't quite work when a woman takes over the double-entendre attempt).
Works for me!
Actually... he does look a bit like Colin Firth, doesn't he?!
Maybe an uglier brother - like Simon Cowell's.
He's holding out that chocolate bar like it's some kind of deadly weapon...
"Watch out, he's packing fudge!"
>"Watch out, he's packing fudge!"
Thanks. Made my day.
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